DALLAS, Texas - Word has leaked out that a Texas version of the Bravo reality series Real Housewives is well, a reality. However, it has not been formally announced yet due to the fact that scouts for couples for the show want real people and not act...
In several interviews about his new book, former President George W. Bush stated that he was once addicted to alcohol. "Oh I wasn't one of those guys crawling around on my hands and knees, I was usually under the table." Laura Bush also talked...
Former President George W. Bush, who has made of point of not criticizing President Obama out of respect for the Presidency, told a Republican gathering in San Diego that he expects Obama to be a one term president and that he predicts that "Obama wi...
Dick Cheney appeared publicly for the first time today at the dedication of the George W. Bush Presidential Library in Houston, TX. The former vice president, looking frail, tired and sickly, gave renewed hope to billions of human beings that his...
DALLAS - George W. Bush speaking in the living room of his double wide trailer house in Dallas talked to Livingston Hillymucker, a reporter for Positively Politics Monthly The former president was asked if he really felt that Kanye West truly beli...
More revelations today from George W Bush's autobiography - "George and Dicky go the White House". The former President now claims that he was "momentarily confused" and thought that the interrogation technique known as "water-boarding" was in fact...
George Bush has this week released his biography, which he has controversially entitled "I was right". It explains how Mr Bush was right about every single decision during his presidency, from the invasion of Iraq to his reading of "My Pet Goat" duri...
From making him choke on a pretzel to cajoling him into starting a wildly unpopular war, former President George W. Bush places the blame of his less than stellar presidency on his Vice-President, Dick "Numnutz" Cheney. Bush's mildly anticipated m...
British lives were saved by the use of information obtained from terrorist suspects by "surfboarding", according to former US President George W Bush. In his memoir, he said the simulated drowning technique helped break plots on various targets in th...
Dallas, TX--Hundreds of George Bush fans lined up early to get see the man, the legend, and the author of his own memoirs "Dude, Did I Do That? Sorry!" "I want to know why he really wanted to go to Iraq. I am also looking forward to stories about...
Former US President George Bush revealed in an exclusive interview with The Times of London that in his opinion, waterboarding terror suspects was justifiable, on the grounds that the technique saved many lives and prevented countless terror plots.
Former President George W. Bush was given the coveted Heavy Irony Award today for telling friends that Sarah Palin is "unqualified" to be President. Asked to explain the decision, irony expert John Dillard Sincere said, "Isn't it obvious?...
DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has caused a mini-political tsunami by making a statement about Senator John McCain's 2008 Presidential Campaign running mate Sarah Palin. Bush, who threw out the ceremonial first pitch at one of the Texas...
London - (Honi Sott Qui Mal Y Penis)): The Gutter Principal King of Arms is gobsmacked: not since the Pope last demanded elevation to the Gutter's highest echelons has the diplomatic situation been so hideous. But HM is adamant that the bestowing...
Crawford, Texarse - (Plausible Deniability Mess): Holy amnesia! Have years of alcohol and cocaine bingeing fried Dubya's memory circuits? The ex-president's fiction factory editors remain confident that nobody will rubbish his Derision Points memo...
George W broke off from his Lego last night to telephone Anne Widdicombe after watching her performance on Come Dancing; he said: "Y'now, there annie, you shoun't take it tooo bad, y'know. When I was small, a child, y'all there poeple sayed, y'know, that there George W, he's stew-pid, y'know, gott'n no sense, an' less brain'n a critter with no head, y'know what I mean, Annie - but gee, look at...
George W's secretary Monica Leudinski has announced that he went out today to choose his Trick or Treat costume and ordered a Quark costume. George W has long been a fan of the Ferengis in Star Trek and loves watching Quark in Deep Space Nine. We...
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