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Funny story: Farmer with biggest cock in the world terrorises Irish countryside

Farmer with biggest cock in the world terrorises Irish countryside

Just outside the bustling modern city of Dublin nestled in a quiet shady corner of the emerald isle lays the tiny, almost forgotten, hamlet of Innuendo. The village has never been known for anything more than the curious fact that Innuendo is the…

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Funny story: World's hairiest pussy!

World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.

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Funny story: Trapped girl fights firemen while waiting for media attention.

Trapped girl fights firemen while waiting for media attention.

Tracey Chambers, 6, single-handedly fought off three firemen who were attempting to free her arm from a pipe earlier this morning.

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Funny story: No Ducking Way!

No Ducking Way!

A four-legged duck born in Hampshire, England yesterday is being widely viewed by scientists as a sign of rapid, but necessary, evolution.

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Funny story: Civil Partnerships to be extended

Civil Partnerships to be extended

The 2004 Civil Partnership Act, which allows same sex couples to marry, is to be extended in 2007 to allow people to marry their pets.

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Funny story: Pope caught having sex with badger

Pope caught having sex with badger

It is rumored that Pope Benedict XVI was arrested by police in Rome this afternoon, after being caught having sex with a badger. The badger was said to have been wearing a Nazi uniform. It is not yet known whether the badger enjoyed the encounter.

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Funny story: Panda Soup back on the menu

Panda Soup back on the menu

Beijing - After the successful breeding of panda's in Chengdu Zoo this week, millions of Chinese people are heading to their local restaurants to eat traditional Panda soup.

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Funny story: US Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They just look like they're planning something all the time," Says Bush

US Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They just look like they're planning something all the time," Says Bush

Washington DC - President Bush announced today that he would make an even bolder move in the fight against terrorism by killing "every penguin everywhere on this planet."...

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Funny story: Man arrested for cutting cow's head off

Man arrested for cutting cow's head off

A man has been arrested on suspicion of cutting a cow's head off in the middle of Bakewell High Street last Thursday.

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Funny story: Mutant Ninja Pandas March on Beijing - Bush Informed

Mutant Ninja Pandas March on Beijing - Bush Informed

BEIJING - China's controversial Panda breeding programme was thrown into chaos today when a unit of highly intelligent mutant ninja pandas broke out of the high security panda factory where they were being bred to be flogged to panda-less zoos ac...

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Funny story: Bi-polar disorder blamed for rising suicide rate amongst gay bears

Bi-polar disorder blamed for rising suicide rate amongst gay bears

The shocking rise of suicides in the gay bear community has been blamed on a condition known as bi-polar disorder.

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Funny story: Polar Bear shortage forces London Zoo to bleach dogs

Polar Bear shortage forces London Zoo to bleach dogs

London Zoo was under fire last night when it was revealed that they had been bleaching dogs and passing them off to the unsuspecting public as polar bears.

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Rips Off Bush's Dog Barney's Head

Nancy Pelosi Rips Off Bush's Dog Barney's Head

"Well he shouldn't have gnarled at me" - Nancy Pelosi, 13th day on the job explained after the president's dog Barney got loose during a Congressional hearing and tinkled on her pumps.

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Funny story: Dog Convicted of making owner fat

Dog Convicted of making owner fat

Connie the Labrador has been sentenced to 3 years in prison at The Magistrates Court today for human cruelty today.

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Funny story: US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens

US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens

BAGHDAD - The Defense Department has recruited hundreds of American carnival "geeks" to instill courage in the fledgling Iraqi Army, according to U.S. military sources.

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Funny story: Yuletide birth mysteries: two-wombed triplets' mother keeping mum on how many vaginas

Yuletide birth mysteries: two-wombed triplets' mother keeping mum on how many vaginas

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A local two-wombed Devon woman, a Mrs Kersey, has made hystery by giving birth to triplets in a rare 25 million-to-one gestation that has stunned scientists during this annual miraculous virgin birth season.

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Funny story: Moonie pastor's shark racket

Moonie pastor's shark racket

London - (Associated Mess): Was shark on the menu at the ill-fated Itsu Nuke Bar and Sushi Diner on Halloween night when hapless ex-KGB colonel Alexander Litvinenko had his date with destiny?...

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