New York, New York (IP) - Avillon Airlines has announced it is slashing ticket prices by 33%. They have been working hard to cut their costs and now the customer will reap the benefits.
La Guardia, New York (IP) - What began as a routine flight from New York to Fort Lauderdale almost turned to tragedy earlier today when a wing fell off of a 747 jet plane. Tragedy was averted by Northern Airlines pilot Mark Joyce thanks to some quic...
San Diego, California - Real life college student and Hooters waitress 23-year-old, Kyla Ebbert, was nearly thrown off a Southwest airline flight by a crew member for allegedly dressing too provocatively for their self-proclaimed family airline. She...
Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - Rambler Airline Corporations is offering a record breaking low fare for passengers traveling within the United States. The price is a mere $5.00 and comes with no frills.
London - John Cleese is speaking out against the new branch of Virgin Airlines, calling Virgin American a "sham".
Bedford, New Hampshire (AP) - The recently-formed Senior Pilots Coalition (SPC), whose membership now exceeds more than 250, is challenging the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) 48-year-old rule that requires commercial airline pilots to retire a...
LONDON (Defecated Press) - The master if all things orange and cheap, Stelios Haji Ioannou has revealed his new venture - Cheap and convenient oral sex.
Unanimous Airlines (UA) announced more cost cutting moves today to save the struggling airline. High fuel prices and difficult schedules have all lead to airlines running off schedule and facing financial difficulties.
Southwest Airlines (LUV) announced Friday morning that it will leave its longtime home in Dallas, Texas. The company will establish a new base of operations in Bangor, Maine. Due to the location change, the company will also change i...
In yet another cost saving move,American Airlines is removing all toilets from their aircraft, accept for one to be used by flight crew only. First class passengers will have to pay $5 per trip for the priviledge of using the flight crew's Johnny...
Just days before bags at Heathrow are to be tagged with expensive RFID tags in the desperate hope that they'll solve the ailing airports baggage problems, Bloody Awful Airports (BAA) Ltd have admitted that they will make little t...
Bowing to pressure from environment agencies planemaker Boeing has today unveiled its new "green" 787 Dreamliner aircraft powered by vegetable oil.
LONDON. Breaking the tradition of years, and every one of the aims and strategies that has held the famous 'easy' company in good stead, Stelios Anjwoydasomething-i-don't-know-your-surname had recently announced the new dangerous, daring...
A British Airways 747 on it's way from London to Portugal had to make an emergency landing after it was grounded by a group of bees. One engine was filled with bee carcasses and parts and the passengers were eventually moved to another plane.
American Airlines is announcing that, this month, its top executives will split close to $200 million in stock bonuses while workers will get nothing. The profit for American Airlines last year was $231 million.
In a surprise move Jet Blue has concluded a secret purchase of 6 new AirBus 4380 MFBP aircraft to be delivered prior to the 2008 winter season. Inside sources have detailed Jet Blues' proposed use of the new monster aircraft.
"The Godfather of Soul," James Brown, wound up his post mortem tour this afternoon in Columbia, South Carolina as family members awaited the arrival of his body and entourage. Family members, afraid that someone will steal his gold casket,...
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