Govenor Scharzenegger was killed today in Southern California after a vicious assault by Apple's latest tech toy the 'Iborg'. Details are just now emerging but apparently there was a mix-up in delivery and the multitasking phone/pad was sent to D...
Once in a while, as the Spoof's top reviewer, I get handed something to review that makes the whole job worthwhile. This month, I was asked to review the hottest technological product ever: the iPod Atto. The iPod Nano is the slimmed down version of the iPod, which is a slimmed down version of the iPhone or iPad. Or conversely, the iPhone is a beefed up version of the iPod, which is a beefed...
The legend, Michael Jackson has given an exclusive interview with "The Spoof" to reveal all about "life" in celebrity heaven. Calling off his iPhone, he used the 6ft-under-app to give him the signal strength required to call our reporter. He said in his softly spoken voice, that he was having a grand old time catching up with all his old pals that had passed in years gone by, and specifi...
Scientists in Sweden have discovered a direct correlation between the desirability of a mobile (cell) phone and their destructibility. In other words, the more desirable a phone is, the more easily it is destroyed, whilst the converse is true, and...
Apple spokesman Chris Bones reveals new app that allows the user to communicate with Space Shuttle Astronauts. "You can use this feature to talk directly with Astronauts during a two hour window that has been arranged by NASA, this would allow yo...
Steve Jobs has lashed out at criticism of Apples latest offering to the voracious and fickle world of technology. The iPad has been given a somewhat cautious welcome by the sweaters and spectacles brigade who had gathered together in statically ch...
Unemployed Americans, and those soon to be unemployed, can now download an iPhone App to help them cope with having their jobs shipped overseas, their tax dollars given to the bankers running our economy and their very lives sold to billionaires in n...
A new discovery by students at Bristol University apparently shows that modern mice are ditching their traditional ways and becoming painfully trendy. They claim in the mouse world shiney gadgets such as iPods, Nintendo DS and mobile phones are hot,...
Silicon Valley, CA - In front of a crowd of thousands, Steve Jobs presented the latest iteration of the best-selling iPhone, showing off its newest features including a built-in bottle opener. He demonstrated the new model by opening a bottle of Cor...
The epidemic of exploding iPhones has jumped from France to the UK this week with 259,510 incidents reported in two days, but this is concidered by many as Just Desserts for those tossers who just won't shut up about their bloody iPhones! The plag...
London - (Abstinence Mess): Cyber hackers have made Apple's iPhone and iPod Touch into obsolete junk by hacking into operations mainframes controlling a new purity ring iPhone App. This has resulted in customers' purity pledge cyber application...
Electronics Super Giant Apple have been accused of making it easier for owners of their iPhone to have extra-marital affairs, though Apple deny any complicity. The whole sordid tale started when Apple released their new Applelet for the iPhone cal...
Apple, the world renowned maker of the iPhone are set to unveil their next suite of Applelets (Applets for Apples). These will be available for download from the Apple Store priced at an affordable £20 each, and they claim that no iPhone will be comp...
A man who bought the new 'Bath-o-Matic' software for his iPhone is extremely angry as the gadget went wrong on the first attempt. Millionaire, Sir Christopher Plumber spoke to In Seine News from his luxury six bedroom mansion in Shropshire and exp...
Glasgow, Scotland - No. Not an exclusive download a song for just 99 cents record deal, but a new "Give Susan Boyle a Makeover" application. That's right now you can download an application onto your iPhone that lets you give that singing spinster fr...
Though he stroked not a phrase in Objective C, recently fired computer programmer, Ghee Kuh, desperately acquired the language and wrote himself out of debt, poverty and unemployment. Ghee crashed dozens of times in search of the iFoney game program...
The U.S government have announced that, due to the recession and the need for urgent spending cutbacks, cheaper weapons will be deployed in the Middle East. An anonymous source reports that the government is musing over contracts for iphones that...
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