Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

image for Hackers ruin iPhone App 'purity ring' with Stones' 'Let's Spend The Night Together' ringtone
Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon is the top suspect

London - (Abstinence Mess): Cyber hackers have made Apple's iPhone and iPod Touch into obsolete junk by hacking into operations mainframes controlling a new
purity ring iPhone App.

This has resulted in customers' purity pledge cyber applications being trashed with an automatic activation of the Rolling Stones' 'Let's Spend The Night Together' ringtone.

Apple had hoped to cash in bigtime on the pre-marital abstinence pandemic sweeping young, gullible religious people with the catchy new gimmic.

But its joint venture with money-grubbing Christian iPhone App development agency has now been likened to a serious breach of a cyber hymen.

Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon is sitting pretty in the London Court of Appeal.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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