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Funny story: Brady Bunch Beats Down Braggadocio Blow Hards in Foxboro Blowout!

Brady Bunch Beats Down Braggadocio Blow Hards in Foxboro Blowout!

The New England Patriots led by Machiavellian Coach Bill Belichick and quarterbacked by Tom Brady, deflated the gas bag Jets in their showdown at Foxboro with a 45-3 'good old ass whuppin' as Don Meredith would have said if he had been alive to see...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Vows to Shave his Head & Wax his Balls if Patriots Lose to Jets Monday Night!

Tom Brady Vows to Shave his Head & Wax his Balls if Patriots Lose to Jets Monday Night!

Appearing relaxed and confidant, NE Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, reclining in front of his fireplace clad in flannel boxer shorts and calf high sheepskin house slippers, said he would 'go commando' if his team loses to those "loud mouth fat NY Ba...

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Funny story: New England Quarterback Brady In Car Wreck!

New England Quarterback Brady In Car Wreck!

Tom Brady of the New England Patriots was involved in a two-car wreck this morning and, although the hospital thinks that he's OK, some bad effects could show up later as the wreck was pretty bad. Witnesses said he appeared shaken, but the team sa...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Announces Modeling is Hard

Tom Brady Announces Modeling is Hard

New England Patriot's quarterback, Tom Brady announced in a magazine interview that, "modeling is hard." Some of his Patriots teammates who have made it into the playoffs with a 10-6 record are concerned with the comment of Tom Bradylicious. Rand...

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Funny story: Tom Brady's Baby Named Benjamin , Not Tiger

Tom Brady's Baby Named Benjamin , Not Tiger

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen baby boy that has been keeping them awake at night has a name: Benjamin. The news came out after some speculated that it might be "Tiger" but that has been proven untru...

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Funny story: Pats Open Can Of Whup-Ass On Sorry Bucs But Tom Brady Flees London In Fear

Pats Open Can Of Whup-Ass On Sorry Bucs But Tom Brady Flees London In Fear

Pats QB Tom Brady, who earlier led his team to a standout victory over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers by a 35-7 margin tonight fled London after apparent security threats compromised his personal safety. Brady was rushed directly from Wembley Stadium to...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Undresses On Stage!

Jessica Simpson Undresses On Stage!

Jessica Simpson surprised her audience last night by stopping her show long enough to yell, "Do you want a big surprise?" When the crowd agreed, Jessica began removing her clothes. As the audience sat there stunned, she yelled again, "Guess w...

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Funny story: Tom Brady, Gisele Being Sued By Wedding Photographers Over Guards Shooting At Them

Tom Brady, Gisele Being Sued By Wedding Photographers Over Guards Shooting At Them

A French news agency reports that three photographers are suing New England Patroits star Quarterback, Tom Brady and his supermodel wife, Gisele Bundchen after they claimed that bodyguards shot at them while they were getting photos of the couple's w...

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Funny story: Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Honeymooning In Brazil

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Honeymooning In Brazil

HORIZONTINA, Brazil - Newlyweds Tom Brady, 31, and Gisele Bundchen, 28, are honeymooning in her hometown of Horizontina, Brazil, a town which derives its name from the Horizon and Tina Turner. Three time super bowl champ Brady told a reporter for...

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Funny story: Tom Brady On HBO's Entourage

Tom Brady On HBO's Entourage

Tom Brady may be completely healed from last season's football injury. Not only has he just become a husband to Gisele Bündchen, but he's also about to become a member of an entirely different union as well. The handsome football star is set to...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Proposes To Model, Gisele

Tom Brady Proposes To Model, Gisele

According to an AP release, Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady has finally officially proposed to Gisele Bundchen after several earlier reports jumped the gun a bit. Also according to sources, football star Brady proposed to his super model love Gi...

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Funny story: Manchester United To Change Name

Manchester United To Change Name

Today the owners of the failing Manchester United were at a loss after the decline of fan support. After the loss of superstar David Beckham Manchester United ticket sales have plummeted like Prince Charle's pants during Camilla's monthly.

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Funny story: New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady

New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady

The New York Giants will meet the undefeated New England Patriots on February 3rd in the Super Bowl, the championship of NFL Football. The Giants are a huge underdog, having barely made the playoffs as a wild card team. They do, however, have a sec...

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Funny story: Warning to Boston Hotties: Tom Brady Wants To Be Your Baby's Dad

Warning to Boston Hotties: Tom Brady Wants To Be Your Baby's Dad

Not long ago, NFL quarterback Tom Brady broke up with his long time hot girlfirend (the one that did all of the credit card commercials with him). Then, she announced that she was pregnant with his child. This did not bring them back together. B...

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