Tom Brady Announces Modeling is Hard

Funny story written by Jeanlovesyoulongtime

Friday, 8 January 2010

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Is Tom Brady Botox Bound?

New England Patriot's quarterback, Tom Brady announced in a magazine interview that, "modeling is hard."

Some of his Patriots teammates who have made it into the playoffs with a 10-6 record are concerned with the comment of Tom Bradylicious. Randy Moss said, "What's up with this dude? He ain't that pretty."

The Details Magazine cover showed a smiling Tom Bradylicious with a caption that read, "Tom Brady on Football, Fatherhood, and Marriage." Protestors of his "modeling is hard" statement wrote letters to the magazine saying the cover should have read, "Tom Brady on Football, Football, and Why Bill Bella-Cheat Cheats." The magazine has yet to respond publicly.

New wife Giselle Bundchen told the press, "He's stealing my thunder and if he doesn't win this week and is out of the playoffs, he'll be my competitor!"

Other fans noted good Old Catholic boy Brady appeared to be frowning most of the season with 6 losses and clerics warned his face could freeze that way if he didn't use his facial muscles to smile once in a while.

We're sure a modeling career won't be hard for Brady when he's done with football. After all, there's always Botox.

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