Pats QB Tom Brady, who earlier led his team to a standout victory over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers by a 35-7 margin tonight fled London after apparent security threats compromised his personal safety.
Brady was rushed directly from Wembley Stadium to Heathrow Airport by helicopter, apparently in fear for his life after rumours surfaced on an internet website that a satire writer took exception to an article claiming that his wife had a 'thing' about Brady.
And that she was going to make her husband sleep on the couch for the foreseeable future because of her newly discovered Brady fixation.
Brady, who was put on the first available flight to Boston Logan, told us:
"I don't have a clue what this is all about. But I refuse to have my personal safety compromised. I'm going home. Right now. I'm really scared."
We managed to contact the website contributor, who told us:
"This has nothing whatsoever to do with me. It's the first I've ever heard of it. This is obviously one of those silly internet things that circulate. I put it down to jealousy, because our top sport is better than the American version. If you can call it a version. It's probably down to some washed up pirate captain who got tired of walking the dog."
When we asked for the lady's version of events, we were told that she had no comment to make as she was sound asleep and snoring like a Texas hog.
Tom Brady is reportedly planning to return to the UK to play the part of 'Widow Twanky' in pantomime in Richmond Upon Thames.
He is not expected to try-out for Harlequins.
In related news, yet another Glazer franchise, the Manchester United Football team, based somewhere in England in a little old village called Manchester were also soundly beaten. Some sleuth named 'The Bear' is investigating.
More as we get it.
Captain Morse and Abel Rodriguez had no part to play in anything herein. And that's a fact.
