Chapel Royal -(Ass Mess): The August 31st memorial service for Diana, Princess of Wales is in danger of imploding after two hundred former shags, smack dealers, one night stands, male 'escorts' flings, personal 'masseurs' and assorted...
In what appears to be more of a list of names than a serious news item, 'The Spoof' today claims that more men have one off the Oliver thinking about sexy Kate Middleton than they do about Royal outcast Diana Spencer.
Dowager Countess and multiple spouse Rain (present surname goes here) is gleeful ahead of society celebrations marking the death of Princess Diana.
British security forces are in a xenophobic search for grotesquely wealthy American divorcee Suzie Schitz, ex-wife of the trillionaire burger wrap manufacturer Leonard (Lennie) "Clever" Schitz.
Princess Diana is alive and well. She has apparently spent the last 10 years posing as her own dummy in Madame Tussauds.
Sir Elton John, who very recently headlined the Concert For Diana's Gerbil Fund, shocked fans with his sleek new slender look. What they might not have recognised is his head, which some estimate may have accounted for as much as 40% of the weigh...
(Gay Press) Sacha Cucksoccer, Royal correspondent: In a media leak today it was revealed that the British Royal Family are planning to revive their flagging popularity by bringing Princess Diana back from the dead.
David Banner, aka The Incredible Hulk was today almost reaching Critical Mass as news came in that he had lost out on his prized Wimbledon tickets following bad weather and a drunken session with other Marvel heroes.
Wembley Stadium - (Ass Mess): As the UK terrorism alert was raised to the highest 'critical' status short of 'imminent incoming airborne missile fired by Vladimir Putin' anti-terror police have warned the uber-tacky Diana concert at W...
Henri Paul, the driver of the black Mercedes in which Diana Princess of Wales and her boyfriend Alfie Dodd were travelling when they were killed, was NOT drunk, according to French s...
London - (Opportunist Mess): William has hit out at non-royal sources making money from Princess Diana's death and has said that he believes the tragedy of her death has been turned into a 'cottaging industry'.
The late Diana Princess of Wales' body is to be exhumed and the bones auctioned off in an ironic bid to help the upkeep of her grave.
Channel 4 will show still images of Prices Diana's last moments on TV tonight despite request from Prince William and Price Harry for them to refrain.
Channel 4 have confirmed that they will be showing photographs of Princess Diana's death, but that is of little interest to her sons, Their Royal Highnesses William and Harry.
Former Butler to Princess Diana Paul Burrell has announced the latest additions to his growing range of Diana themed merchandise.
Channel 4 are to team up with Dutch TV station BNN to create a show offering Princess Diana's heart to one lucky female contestant.
Actress Keira Knightley is being lined up to play Diana, Princess of Wales in a movie based on the late royals life.
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