Princess Diana is alive and well. She has apparently spent the last 10 years posing as her own dummy in Madame Tussauds.
Ben O'Liar, a former security guard at the world-famous London wax works claims to have seen her wandering around the build in the middle of the night searching for something to eat.
Said O'Liar "I first became suspicious about 5 years ago. I thought I saw a tear on her cheek once and I tried to wipe it away for her. She looked extremely sad. And then also at certain times of the month she looked a lot grumpier than normal, almost scowling instead of that sexy, cheeky smile".
O'Liar was dismissed from his job at Tussauds in 2002 when he was caught in the corner of the building fondling the breasts and other intimate parts of the "dummy". At his disciplinary hearing he said that she was a consenting partner and that he had done nothing wrong.
Asked why he felt the need to mention this so long after her "death" O'Liar stated that he couldn't stand the thought of Camilla being Queen and wanted Diana in her rightful place as the Queen of Hearts.
