SOHO, England - Piers Morgan, one of the judges on Britain's Got Talent, as well as a judge on America's Got Talent said that he read where Sharon Osbourne is not at all happy with her 'boob job' and plans to have them removed. Mrs. Osbourne state...
S: Hallo P: Hi Susan, how the devil are you? This is Piers! S: Piers who? P: Hahaha - Piersy Baby S: The only Piersy Baby I know is my teddy bear and he hasn't mastered the telephone yet. P: But I bet he is a cute curly-haired cuddly little guy. S: Well, not since I stuck the pins in various parts. I have just left him on the shelf for now. What do you want? P: I want...
In what was most certainly a weekend to forget for Britain's tabloid editors, there was one news item which was actually true, swirling around out there amongst all the slings and arrows of outrageous fiction. A former tabloid editor himself (Unti...
S: Hello and a wonderful morning from beautiful sunny LA. P: Simon, is that you? S: Yes, Piers and I am still on top of the world. London still cold? P: very cold S: Well, you will be out here soon for your red carpet gig and AGT. Is Whatshername coming with you? P: oh, yes-she follows m -- er-accompanies me everywhere these days. It will give her a chance to top up her tan...
S: Hello, hello, hello P: Hi, Simon, Piers here-how are things in LA? S: Wonderful!! It is sunny and warm outside and in my heart. I just can't stop smiling. How are things in London, Piers? P: Er - rainy and cold S: You know M has moved in with me, and we enjoy every minute together. I guess you know what that's like since Whatshername is living with you now, right? P. Er, um...
It appears Piers Morgan wants to be a Peer according to information we received after Gordon Brown appears in tears on a television interview with Piers. We met a television employee and whistle blower on Blackpool Pier for an interview and a beer...
LONDON - Amanda Holden, the prettiest of the three Britain's Got Talent judges showed up for the first audition all dressed in blue. The beautiful-looking Holden looked stunning in her blue satin dress, her blue satin jacket, her blue high heels,...
LOS ANGELES - David Hasselhoff the former star of Baywatch and one of the three judges on the reality show America's Got Talent proudly boasted to his hairstylist, KiKiWiWi, that he actually went one whole week without getting drunk and making a fool...
The ever trustworthy financial gurus at J.P. Morgan and Goldman Sachs are introducing a new investment vehicle for the working stiffs world wide. In this particular scheme you give them your money to "invest" and they take your money and secretly do...
LONDON - Two of Great Britain's richest blokes (guys) have expressed a strong interest in buying one of the most popular football teams in United Kingdom history, The Manchester United Red Devils. Simon Cowell, founder and CEO of 19th Hole Product...
HOLLYWOOD - Grandma Lee one of the America's Got Talent finalists was suddenly rushed to L.A.'s Zsa Zsa Gabor Accentuated Hospital complaining of a bellyache. The 75-year old Jacksonville, Florida grandmother was eating a bowl of diet pablum when...
Friends and relatives were consoling a distraught local girl today after she uncovered her family's deep, dark secret - that she is related to Piers Morgan, the tosser off 'America's Got Talent' and 'Britain's Got Talent'. Shelly Morgan, 15, s...
Uber breasted one time glamour model, reality TV contestant, reality TV show starlet, party girl, and alleged slapper, Jordan, sensationally broke down in a British Network TV exclusive interview with former newspaper editor (fired for being a twat a...
London, UK - Irresistably studly Britain's Got Talent judge, Piers Morgan, has revealed himself naked with only a towel covering his nether lands and a gold medallion on a chain hanging from his neck; all of this as a result of an advertising campaig...
Piers Morgan has admitted that his best friend Gordon Brown has offered him a job in the Government. Rumours about the appointment started after the gregarious ex Daily Mirror editor talked about it incessantly on numerous TV programmes. Gordon's...
LONDON, U.K. - The Nightly Mirror has obtained an exclusive photo indicating its owner may very well be the man with the world's largest penis, though an official measurement has not yet been taken. The person in the photo? Piers Morgan! The ast...
Oregon talent hunters claim to have captured "bigfoot": Huntsman, Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan claimed the female specimen "cried me a river", when we caught her". After a string of initially disparaging remarks, "Susan" as Piers Moron named the...
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