Piers Morgan Says He Has Pictures of Sharon Osbourne's Breasts Which She Is Putting Up On eBay

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Wednesday, 10 March 2010

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Sharon Osbourne shown with her three boobs, two of which are coming right out of there.

SOHO, England - Piers Morgan, one of the judges on Britain's Got Talent, as well as a judge on America's Got Talent said that he read where Sharon Osbourne is not at all happy with her 'boob job' and plans to have them removed.

Mrs. Osbourne stated that due to some investment ventures that did not pan out she has decided to try and recoup some of their monetary losses by putting her 'puppies' on eBay.

Sharon said that her husband, rock and roll's 'prince of darkness' is very supportive, no pun intended.

Mrs. Osbourne added that daughter Kelly has tried to talk her out of it saying that she does not disagree with the fact that her mother wants to have the bloomin' silicone removed, but she just does not like the fact that she will be replacing it with blimey bubble wrap.

When Sharon was asked exactly what her husband Ozzy said she replied that Ozzy looked at her and said, "Shaaa-ronnnn, I feeelllll daaaaat juuuuu arrrrre maaaakkkkin' a bloooooody baaaddddd decisssssion."

Mrs. Osbourne said that she finally found the 'new boobs' receipt and that it does call for a $250 deductible.

She was asked if it was true that her fellow British judge Piers Morgan has photographs of her boobs. Sharon blushed a bit and replied that it was true.

She said that one evening after the telecast of America's Got Talent, Piers went into her dressing room and after the two had a few drinks he convinced her to lift up her blouse and bra so that he could take a few photo mementos of her brand new (at the time) perky pups.

In a related story. There is no truth to the rumor that is currently circulating throughout Hollywood that Kate Hudson, Keira Knightley, Taylor Swift, Sandra Bullock, and Calista Flockhart have all called up Sharon begging for her to give the silicone to them.

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