It appears Piers Morgan wants to be a Peer according to information we received after Gordon Brown appears in tears on a television interview with Piers.
We met a television employee and whistle blower on Blackpool Pier for an interview and a beer. The employee claims it was queer but he did happen to overhear Brown and Piers discuss the possibility that Brown could fix it for Piers to be a Peer if the interview could help him win the election this year.
Now that its all clear we can tell Piers he is going to be the next one in tears.
