London: Disgraced MP Hazel Blears, who yesterday quit the government as Communities Secretary as it emerged she might have made £80k profit at the expense of UK taxpayers, was involved in further turmoil as she joined the rest of the house-mates as t...
As you probably will have heard, there has been much hoo-ha to do with MP's expenditure in Britain. Members of parliament have been spending money on such things as second homes, electric gates and dog food (It was bought from Sainsbury's if that is...
Sensational news just emerging from Downing Street, is that Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, has been given the boot by Prime Minister Gordon Brown after a series of incidents that have left the nation feeling she is nothing more than a big, fat, ugly,...
The soon former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith apologised for claiming £1 entry fee in expenses on her first home. She confirmed that it was claimed by mistake by her secretary (which is also her husband). Apparently he was too distracted by his parliam...
A team of medical experts are being rushed to London to deal with an 'unprecedented crisis' at Westminster. The team, from the Spinal Injuries Unit of Stoke Mandeville Hospital in Buckinghamshire, were called in by Prime Mincer Gollum Brown after...
London - (What A Scandal Mess): The Queen used taxpayers' money to 'clean her moat' and 'subdue dry rot' a House of Commons Public Accounts Committee heard today. "That's just so setting a bad example to snout-on-the-trough MPs like Douglas Hogg!"...
It's unlikely Parliament will ever be the same again after yesterday's revelation that three MPs are actually aliens in skin suits. Alien hunter officals were alerted to this alarming discovery by an article in The Daily Telegraph detailing MPs ex...
Conservative MP Chris Fraser is to quit to care for a tree in his garden, after the Daily Telegraph said he had claimed £180K to buy more than 200 wives on the internet. Like every single MP that is standing down after the expenses scandals, he sa...
'Members of the jury', Judge Jeffries said, 'you have heard all the evidence against the accused. On the charge of fraud, taking out a second mortgage but stealing public money to pay for it, how do you find?' 'Guilty, m'lud.' 'On the second charge o...
As Federal agents Mulder and Scully arrived at the luxury cottage in the badlands of Worcestershire, there seemed no sign of anyone at the Kirkbride home. 'There's no sign of anyone at the Kirkbride home', Mulder said, 'my theory is that something mysterious is going on here. That extraterrestial activity has drawn people away from this place.' 'Nonsense, Mulder, there'll be a perfectly rati...
Channel 621 have come up with a brand new TV show to rival hit game show Deal or No Deal and Britain's Next Top Model. BNTP is the brain child of television executive Gordon Clown. It will feature twelve politicians, as selected by a panel of pol...
She spent over £1,000 of taxpayers money on a photo shoot in an attempt to glam up her image by posing with a haystack, but now Conservative MP for Bromsgrove, Julie Kirkbride, has finally bowed to public pressure and proffered her resignation. PROVI...
Following the recent announcements by several celebrities that they were going to stand against discredited MPs, another famous character has decided to throw their hat into the ring. Step forward Burglar Bill, best known from his adventures by Al...
According to recent reports, Ms Kirkbride is concerned that criticism of her use of the MPs' expenses system might deter crooks from standing for Parliament. She is understood to be concerned that thieves that are currently working in the private se...
Whitehall - The Queen has announced that all MPs, including PM Gordon Brown, are to be made redundant in the next federal election and replaced with farmyard animals. The Queen has faced enormous pressure from the public recently, to get rid of the...
'On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love claimed for me - Twelve race horses running, eleven gourmet dinners, ten evenings in casinos, Nine antique dolls' houses, eight chauffeured limos, seven crates of champers, Six boxes of Havanas, five, go-o-old, seats at Olympic committees. Four call-girl babes, three French holidays, two white mink coats, And a night out avoiding Hazel...
British press has begun to call MP Margaret Moran, "Three Pigs" because of her taxpayer financed houses thrice! Moran exploited British taxpayers three times to provide her with a house of straw in Strawberry on Shortcake, a house of sticks in Southi...
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