Shaniqua Adams a 30-year old grandmother of four was today exposed as a fraud by doctors at New Orleans General Hospital today.
Yesterday John Prescott the President of the Big Fat Bastards Society opened the 2008 Conference which is being held at Harry Ramsden's Famous Chippy Emporium in Bradford.
Sam Allardyce was found today, trying to squeeze out of a door frame he had got stuck in. According to staff at Newcastle United, Big Sam has been in the door frame ever since he was sacked.
Stunned diners at the McWiggerdly household were left distraught after watching their 10 year old fat fucker of a son eat the last sausage in the entire house.
The Chicago police dept has been gorging itself on deep dish pizza, Chicago Dogs and of course lots and lots of Doughnuts. As a result, they have been declared the pudgiest police in the USA. That is, until new Supt. Det. Dick Simmons brought his wor...
A TV advert for Nutella has had to be cut because the advertising watchdog ruled it exaggerated the hazelnut spread's nutritional value. The advertisement maintains that adding it to toast can produce a balanced breakfast.
Jared Fogle, the spokesman for Subway who lost half a ton by eating their sandwiches, will be donating his former wardrobe to the Smithsonian Institution.
A study published today by the Institute for Pointless Research appears to suggest that the IQ of females and their offspring are affected positively in direct proportion to increases in their body mass index, i.e the fatter they are the smarter they...
Birds with bouncing breasts, bounteous buttocks and thunderous thighs have bigger brains than bony bints, claims an academic at Bognor University.
KENOSHA, WI -- In a move to help Americans become less dependent on Middle Eastern oil, the U.S. Government today released plans to harvest the fat of America's obese.
New York, New York - The latest to jump on the treadmill of dieting books that Americans just cannot seem to get enough of these days, J.K. Rowling has surprised everyone with her recent announcement that she has sent her latest completed literary wo...
Science International Knowledge Symposium, London - (Ass Mess): First blue-eyed Arians were lauded as more intelligent than their brown-eyed counter-parts.
St. Croix River, Milwaukee - Admitting that gluttony was the only one of the seven deadly sins that he enjoyed committing, Mike Martinez, 39, attempted to set his life on the righteous path by confessing to his pastor that he had set out years earlie...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Mexican Food Giant Taco Bell has made several menu changes lately, in the intrest of health. The changes are part of a healthier Taco Bell.
NEW YORK, July 15 - Commissioner of Major League Baseball Bud Selig today revealed the winners of the 2007 Wobbling Doughnut Awards, celebrating the fourteenth year of their existence.
Radical new plans to halt Third World hunger were unveiled by Oxfam today. The British-based charity has proposed exporting large quantities of grossly obese men and women to areas where food is currently too scarce to support the population.
Washington, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finally took action against the makers of the Booty line healthy food snacks with the obscene, offensive, and sexually suggestive names, according to conservative family value groups.
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