Juanita Maria Josephina Guadalupe de Jesus Gomez Gomez Rodriguez Gonzalez of Las Cruces, New Mexico is upset at the local school system. She claims that the free education promised her by the government is not free in her district. Through an int...
Teachers have successfully lobbied the government into the banning of fractions. Simple fractions such as 4/5 or 1/2 will remain, however more difficult imbibers such as 7/9 or the infamous 7/13 will be removed from the A level curriculum until fu...
Des Moines, IA- Frankie Donovan recently set a dubious record at St. Francis Elementary School-repeating second grade for an unprecedented third year in a row. The Donovan's received the news late Friday afternoon. "We're a little disappointed,...
Austin, TX - Following the heels of the recent changes to Texas' history and social studies textbooks for school-age children, Texas educators are taking the idea one step further and re-working some favorite nursery rhymes for toddlers to be taught...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Austin, TX - Don McLeroy's proposed May 2010 amendments to social studies curriculum standards for Texas public schools don't go far enough. Nowhere did I see any mention of Pecos Bill being responsible for founding the ca...
WASHINGTON, DC - Economic incentives to provide inexpensive healthy food and better educational performance of 70 immediate steps that can reduce U.S. childhood obesity and provide better grades, a White House task force recommended in a report on Tu...
A Cambridgeshire school announced their latest idea to save money - ban parents. A spokeswoman said,"We find parents sticking their noses into what we are doing at school is very wasteful in staff time and completely counter-productive as WE are t...
A pre-election report released today highly criticises the Governments poor record on education, in particular, the apparent dire intellect of many University students. The findings highlight student's general lack of global-non-awareness and wea...
Nearly four-sixths of Scottish pupils are not doing good at reading and righting in the early years of secondry school, new figures show. An offishial Scottish Govnerment report into literecy found 60% of pupils in S2 had failed to do good, with p...
The Chancellor of Tehran University, Ayatollah Barkingmad announced today that the University is coming back into the 19th century with the offer of a trench of new courses to enlighten the ignorant. BSc in shoe throwing This three-year course guides the student as to how best get value for money from their shoe-throwing activities. There is advice on the best type of shoes suitable for thro...
President O'Bomba, teleprompter reading at gunpoint to demands from the Banking and Insurance Industries, finally agreed to sign an Executive Order to dumb down the population even more, and to reward schools and teachers for "doing the dumbing down...
A new study by Psychologists at the University of Jutland claims that having a break after learning something might help the brain to remember it. Even a short rest might prove useful, the new research headed by Professor Jens Convolvulus suggests...
In an effort to delist Mississippi as the third-lowest ranking school in national test scores of reading ability, Governor Haley Barbour has decided to ban reading in public schools: "The people of the great state of Mississippi will no longer tolera...
New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson, who has also served as a cabinet member and U.N. Ambassador and was a presidential candidate, has signed the Hispanic Education Act into law. Public Education Secretary Veronica Garcia said that "the act is neede...
TEXAS - The SAT has always been an examination of one's memorization skills, the same skills that animals use to remember where their food was buried, where to keep shelter in winter and where the secret plans for world domination are. In a recent st...
Barack Obama has issued an Executive Order to The Department of Education, requiring that new standards be set for the teaching of children in public schools. The order is to be known as Executive Order #57 (after the number of states he claims are...
The University of Derby has announced its intention to introduce a full-time Bachelor of Arts program in the management and distribution of horse shit, available to undergraduates from 2010 onwards. In a posting on the University's website, Vice-C...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
