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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Headed To Germany

Kobe Bryant Headed To Germany

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of LakerLand say that Kobe Bryant the star and player-coach of the Lakers is headed to Germany. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that Bryant will be having a medical procedure done at one of Germany's leading hos...

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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal To Become Part Owner of The Sacramento Kings

Shaquille O'Neal To Become Part Owner of The Sacramento Kings

SACARAMENTO, California - The owner of The Sacramento Kings, Vivek Ranadive has just announced that former NBA player Shaquille O'Neal has just become part owner of the Sacramento Kings. Ranadive told the sports media that he is excited about havi...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

MIAMI - Newlywed LeBron James has finally made it official and stated that he has decided to remain with the Miami Heat and will not be heading out west. James had been asked by Lakers player-coach Kobe Bryant to join him and become a member of th...

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Funny story: Boston's Rajon Rondo Talks About Being The Lone Celtic

Boston's Rajon Rondo Talks About Being The Lone Celtic

BOSTON - Rajon Rondo had surgery to repair a torn ACL the day after Valentine's Day and reports are that he is still not ready to play and will miss the NBA preseason. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily spoke with the Celtics point gua...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Pau Gasol of The Los Angeles Lakers Shaved Off His Beard

The Reason Why Pau Gasol of The Los Angeles Lakers Shaved Off His Beard

LOS ANGELES - Lakers star Pau Gasol is looking a little bit different in the face department after having shaved off his beard. Gasol told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he did not shave the beard because he lost a bet as one of t...

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Funny story: Lamar Odom's Growing Gallery of Gals

Lamar Odom's Growing Gallery of Gals

LOS ANGELES - It seems like with each new day, we have another woman come out of the woodwork and say that she has had an affair with Mr. Khloe Kardashian, AKA Lamar Odom, 33. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors reports that the Los Angeles Clippers bas...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says He Does Not Pay Any Attention To Big Mouth Kobe Bryant

LeBron James Says He Does Not Pay Any Attention To Big Mouth Kobe Bryant

AKRON, Ohio - LeBron James sat in the living room of his home and chatted with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Reno asked the Miami Heat superstar what he thought about Kobe Bryant saying that he is the greatest player in the NBA.

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Could Be Leaving The Boston Celtics To Become A Detroit Piston

Rajon Rondo Could Be Leaving The Boston Celtics To Become A Detroit Piston

DETROIT - The talk started off as a 'maybe' but it has since intensified to a 'probably' as the Detroit Pistons have expressed an interest in acquiring Boston Celtics guard Rajon Rondo. The Pistons are of course well aware that Rondo is still recu...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Explains Why He Is Worth $32 Million Per Year

Kobe Bryant Explains Why He Is Worth $32 Million Per Year

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant had dinner with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Marina Del Rey and he provided Reno with some insightful information. Many Laker fans as well as NBA fans all ove...

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Funny story: The Boston Celtics Are Contemplating A Move To Cincinnati

The Boston Celtics Are Contemplating A Move To Cincinnati

BOSTON - Word out of Beantown is that now that the coach and most of the star players have been traded or have left for greener pastures, the Celtics ownership is thinking about leaving the city of Boston. According to Woody Velcro with The Sports...

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Funny story: LeBron James Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

LeBron James Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

MIAMI - LeBron James already has the trophy for being the NFL's Most Valuable Player, plus the NFL Championship trophy, plus the NFL trophy for being the MVP of the NFL Championship games. So what else could the Miami Heat star hope to attain? Wel...

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Funny story: Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

MIAMI - Dwyane Wade says that he is thrilled that he has finally gotten the divorce mess behind him. Wade spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at a Miami Burger Bandit and told him that the stress from his ex-wife Siohvaughn has...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Desperately Want LeBron James

The Los Angeles Lakers Desperately Want LeBron James

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers organization has stated that they are going to do everything within their power to secure the services of LeBron James. Jeanie Buss, team owner, and fianceƩ of ex-Laker Coach Phil "The Pill" Jackson stated to t...

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Funny story: Metta World Peace Joins The New York Knicks

Metta World Peace Joins The New York Knicks

NEW YORK CITY - Metta World Peace, the NBA basketball star formerly known as Ron Artest has found a new home and it's not in China it's in New York City. The ex-Laker has just signed with the New York Knicks and he will be playing along side of Ca...

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Funny story: LeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates

LeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates

MIAMI - The Miami Heat defeated the San Antonio Spurs 103-100 in overtime in game six to tie things up at three victories each pushing the NBA finals to a game seven. After the game James was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno wh...

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Funny story: LeBron James Says The Reason The San Antonio Spurs Clobbered The Miami Heat 113-77 Was Because His Nose Was Itching

LeBron James Says The Reason The San Antonio Spurs Clobbered The Miami Heat 113-77 Was Because His Nose Was Itching

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs sharpshooters Danny Green and Gary Neal combined for 13, three-pointers to help the Spurs manhandle the world champion Miami Heat. The Spurs ended up with 16 three-pointers and set an NBA Finals record for shots fro...

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Funny story: Chris Bosh of The Miami Heat Says If He Doesn't Play Any Better Than He's Playing Then He Needs To Be Traded

Chris Bosh of The Miami Heat Says If He Doesn't Play Any Better Than He's Playing Then He Needs To Be Traded

SAN ANTONIO - Chris Bosh sat in his hotel room after getting stomped all over the place by the San Antonio Spurs 113-77 in game three of their best of seven NBA Finals. The dejected Heat player was eating an order of Chimichangas and watching reru...

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