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Funny story: John Boehner Opens Up

John Boehner Opens Up

Washington, D.C. - House Speaker John Boehner wants everyone to know he's a regular guy. The Ohio Congressman enjoys movies and football. He loves his wife and dabbles in stamps. "I love postage," said Boehner. "Is there any better pairing than...

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Funny story: Israel replaces brick in Wailing Wall. World decries "disproportionate land-theft"

Israel replaces brick in Wailing Wall. World decries "disproportionate land-theft"

Israel today replaced a crumbling brick in the Old City's Wailing Wall with a new one, to the outrage of the international community. In a press conference, US president Barack Obama condemned the act, calling it "despicable and disproportionate l...

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Funny story: Obama Set to Name Katie Couric To Replace Robert Glibb as WH Spokesperson & Terrorist Apologist!

Obama Set to Name Katie Couric To Replace Robert Glibb as WH Spokesperson & Terrorist Apologist!

Another 'bomb shell' White House shocker as Obama retrenches for the coming two year battle with Republicans announcing that Robert Glibb (sic) will be promoted to the Chicago Command & Control Center in anticipation of the run up to the 2012 Pr...

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Funny story: Massage a Trois, Foot Fetish , Tripping, & Penis Mail Continue to Dog Jets!

Massage a Trois, Foot Fetish , Tripping, & Penis Mail Continue to Dog Jets!

Continued reports of rampant bizarre behaviour involving sex, randy activities, and uncontrolled orgies involving jock straps, athletic socks and flip flops follow the Jets as they prepare for this weeks playoff game against the Colts & Peyton...

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Funny story: Woman Changes Political Beliefs After Reading Bumper Sticker

Woman Changes Political Beliefs After Reading Bumper Sticker

Seattle, WA - Judith Rutledge is no longer a Democrat. The forty year old has been a liberal her entire life. Everything changed this morning when she pulled up behind a pickup truck. The truck was littered with bumper stickers, including several...

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Funny story: Lost Page to Bill of Rights Discovered; President Obama Launches New Government Program

Lost Page to Bill of Rights Discovered; President Obama Launches New Government Program

The White House Press Secretary has just issued a statement announcing the formation of a massive new government agency. This new agency will be responsible for running a number of new Federal programs authorized by President Obama by executive or...

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Funny story: President Obama's Favorite Health Food Restaurants

President Obama's Favorite Health Food Restaurants

Washington DC: President Obama occasionally enjoys a good cheeseburger, while espousing healthy eating and exercise such as playing basketball. The president made another quick lunchtime stop at Five Guys, a fast-food restaurant in Washington DC...

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Funny story: President Obama to have White House re-painted and re-named

President Obama to have White House re-painted and re-named

News that President Obama has decided to have The White House re-painted and re-named has just been released. President Obama issued a statement today that he DOES want to have the White House re-painted and re-named as, in his opinion, the presen...

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Funny story: "Anna Chapman's Siberia" New 8 Part Series to be Picked up by CNBC to Counter Palin's TV Success!

"Anna Chapman's Siberia" New 8 Part Series to be Picked up by CNBC to Counter Palin's TV Success!

Reacting to it's diminished message of 'social change & redistribution of wealth', struggling TV network CNBC has picked up a new 8 part series staring the red headed defrocked Russian spy, Anna Chapman! Titled "Anna Chapman's Siberia" the tr...

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Funny story: EPA "Skinning the Cat" of American Business

EPA "Skinning the Cat" of American Business

WASHINGTON DC - Some people were suspicious when the EPA was allowed to declare Carbon Dioxide as being equally toxic as Cyanide, Mercury, and the pesticide DDT. More people became suspicious when Secretary of the Interior Department Ken Salazar was allowed to falsely represent the findings of seven scientists and engineers as cover for authority to close all US oil production in the Gulf. Aft...

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Funny story: Obama Overturns Second 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Bill; Fans Can Now Choose Between Jolie And Aniston

Obama Overturns Second 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Bill; Fans Can Now Choose Between Jolie And Aniston

Hot on the heels of U.S. President Obama's historic repealing of the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' bill regarding gays in the military, Obama has wasted little time in repealing a second, less-known similar bill. This one originated in Hollywood, but so...

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Funny story: Presidential Priorities, Political Correctness & Crime and Justice in the US

Presidential Priorities, Political Correctness & Crime and Justice in the US

Most law abiding, hard working, tax paying citizens, and even sports fans were scratching their heads this week after it was revealed that a President under Siege could take the time to praise a billionaire Democratic fund raiser for hiring a convicted felon who served time for the horrendous crimes involved with the abuse, maiming and death of dogs. President Obama, while claiming victory in...

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Funny story: Vick hopes Obama given second chance too

Vick hopes Obama given second chance too

PHILADELPHIA, PA--Eagles quarterback Michael Vick took the opportunity to respond to the news that President Obama had praised the decision to give the controversial star a second chance with the league, saying he also wishes the president is given h...

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Funny story: Death Panel Will Save Lives In Long Run Says VP Biden

Death Panel Will Save Lives In Long Run Says VP Biden

Reacting to new claims by conservatives that Obama Care will not work unless grandma volunteers to pull the plug on herself prematurely, Vice President Joe Biden said that, "although this is true, it's inherently false that the government is doing th...

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Funny story: Obama Claims Dog Ate Birth Certificate: Birthers Threaten To Disembowel Bo

Obama Claims Dog Ate Birth Certificate: Birthers Threaten To Disembowel Bo

Upon hearing the smirking Press Secretary say that the President was disappointed that he will not be able to show them his original birth certificate as promised, Birthers were outraged and skeptical of this latest attempt by the President to circum...

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Funny story: Obama Cancels Christmas Luau, Pardons Pig; Hawaiians Pissed, Pig Ecstatic!

Obama Cancels Christmas Luau, Pardons Pig; Hawaiians Pissed, Pig Ecstatic!

Festive plans for a Hawaiian Christmas dinner and family celebration were dampened today when President Barry Obama backed out of a state sponsored Luau planned in his honor. Citing dietary considerations, a mandate from wife Michelle who continue...

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Funny story: President Obama Says That He Is Not Against Gay Marriage But That He Is Against Bi-Racial Gay Marriage

President Obama Says That He Is Not Against Gay Marriage But That He Is Against Bi-Racial Gay Marriage

TUCSON, Arizona- President Barack Obama was in Arizona, the "Pink" state so called in honor of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio. The president was speaking before an end-of-year convention of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of Th...

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