Obama Set to Name Katie Couric To Replace Robert Glibb as WH Spokesperson & Terrorist Apologist!

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Wednesday, 5 January 2011

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Omar Sharif as Mahmoud ShaBoom In Couric Muslim Comedy on CBS!

Another 'bomb shell' White House shocker as Obama retrenches for the coming two year battle with Republicans announcing that Robert Glibb (sic) will be promoted to the Chicago Command & Control Center in anticipation of the run up to the 2012 Presidential Elections.

While not publicly announced, insiders say Anchor Person Catie Couric, 53, the Cougar with the youngish 35 year old boy toy, who currently recites the slanted news on CBS is in the running to become the administration's spokesperson and Jihad apologist.

CBS is said to be 'over the moon' as Couric's current 5 year $15M contract is expiring, along with the ratings of the show, and gives them plausible deniability for not renewing her contract. CBS shares rose $10 in early trading today on the DOW with the rumour.

Couric, who was not even on the short list to succeed Glibb until her U-Tube video went viral where she proposed a Muslim Comedy should be undertaken by CBS to promote the
"understanding of fun loving, humorous , and tolerant Muslims", is said to be ecstatic "that someone is finally taking me seriously!"

Couric suggested the idea for the reality/comedy show based on what she said was the
'changing of American's perceptions toward Afro-American Gang Bangers thanks to the humanistic approach to Ghetto Humour as evidenced by the success of "The Cosby Show."

ABC is said to be in script negotiations with Muslim comedy writers from Somalia and Egypt, and are now looking for "just the right Muslim to play the lead of Mahmoud El ShaBoom, a misunderstood small town arms dealer with 5 daughters who have an affinity for Hip Hop, fast cars, Face Book ,binge drinking and defy their father on his arranged marriage schemes back in 'the old country."

Preliminary clips for the 'hysterical' show predict that the "ShaBooms" will become the next "All in the Family", and success is "a mere stones throw away!"

Efforts to lock up Omar Sharif for the title role have so far proven unsuccessful, but execs say they will keep on trying to lure the bridge playing heart throb back on to the screen.

The same marketing mavens said chances of Julie Christie making a comeback are slim due to her "Christian Good Looks" which are said to be sagging, as well as fading, since she won hearts in Dr. Zhivago 70 years ago.

Sean Penn is said to be vying for the part of "Meat Head" one of the Venezuelan suitors for
the sympathetic Mahmoud's oldest daughter Sharia ShaBoom with hints she may be pregnant with his child tentatively named "Hugo."

More story line as Creative Cougar Catie Dreams it Up!

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