Washington, DC - George W Bush solemnly intoned words of praise and of warning, in a press conference called in response to the death of Gary Gygax.
(Washington) Idaho Potato Larry Craig is offering college seniors a rare summer-job opportunity: the chance to fetch coffee and tidy toilets in his Capitol Hill office while he fights to withdraw his Minnesota guilty plea.
Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Ain't ever second-fiddling to that little upstart," Hillary Clinton raged today after Barack Obama's magnificently generous offer to put the former first lady on the ticket as his Vice President.
Cuban citizens and the world's media were today aghast as de facto leader Raul Castro evicted the US military from Guantanamo Bay.
Washington, USA -- Candidate Mike Huckabee is running full steam ahead toward the first January Primaries. The former baptist preacher sat down with me to discuss his beliefs about creation and evolution in light of recent reports about how his beliefs may hurt him in the upcoming election.
In a Press Conference here in Washington, with jolly mood, Mr. Bush put a question to Reporters that;...
Washington insiders were not surprised today after senator Craig announced that he would go to work for fast lube-job specialists, Jiffy Lube.
The Dalai Lama paid a state visit to Washington D.C. and the White House today. President and Mrs. Bush greeting him on the South Lawn and held a brief press conference for reporters before going inside for meetings and lunch.
Washington, D.C. (TheSpoof.com)- It was revealed today that President Bush has written his memoir. The book to be published upon his exit from the White House is entitled, "If I Did It". The book details the actions taken by President Bush...
Thousands of Ducks from around the country gathered in Tehran streets following an arrest of American Duck in Washington. They had banners showing "Down with Ducks" "Fly with Ducks" "walk like Ducks".
Washington, D.C. -- The Ron Paul for President campaign released its latest fundraising figures for the normally slow 3rd quarter period the other day amidst little anticipation. Yet, to the utter astonishment of many, 4th or 5th tier republican Pre...
5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Manhattan Meetup #50 has won a campaign contest for most acres covered by Ron Paul signage. Members created a "GOOGLE RON...
An irate cat assaulted a defenseless Goblin in an abandoned warehouse in Washington, DC yesterday.
Following the example set by Karl Rove, Tony Snow, Alberto Gonzales, and numerous others, residents are leaving the city in droves.
Washington (DC) - A visit by our Washington correspondent reveals that the White House is almost deserted these days thanks to Bush staff jumping ship in the panic that precedes the impeachment of the Commander in Chimp.
Washington D.C. (IP) - Washington DC has been declared off limits to the growing practice of drug testing entire cities by macro testing for the contents of drug residues in the cities sewer systems.
Washington State, northwesternmost of the 48 contiguous United States, had seen better days. Its flagship company, Boeing Aircraft, had moved its headquarters to Chicago. Its sports teams had won only one national championship, and that one 28 years...
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