Bush Staff Abandons D.C. Like Rats on a Sinking Ship

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Monday, 27 August 2007

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Washington (DC) - A visit by our Washington correspondent reveals that the White House is almost deserted these days thanks to Bush staff jumping ship in the panic that precedes the impeachment of the Commander in Chimp.

Wadded up pages from the Constitution litter the hall ways and some of the pages have been used as toilet paper.

Fox news who once covered the Iraqi war none stop and who donated one of their own to the White House to be the Presidential Press Secretary has abandoned the White House ship by reducing itself to reporting local crime issues in small town America. They realize that the Iraq quagmire means political suicide for neocons and republicans so they must focus America's attention away from the failures of the Bushstapo and in a direction that will create indignation among America's angry angry white middle class and that is immigration and small crime.

Oddly enough the next administration will be republican also thanks to the oddballs and freak show that the democrats, as usual, will present as their candidates to the American voter in 2008.

The government has purposefully refused to seal off American borders because politicians want the people to focus their anger against each other. By doing so the people will once again fail to see how they are being robbed blind by corrupt corporate CEO's and politicians who enjoy permanent health and insurance benefits and a monstrous increase in wealth hidden by the safety and anonymity of offshore bank accounts. Americans do not know nor understand that 5% of the population controls 95% of the wealth.

The focus on immigration issues and petty crime will divide and conquer the American people as once again they fail to see the big picture. The beneficiaries of this trick will be corporate America as insurance, pharmaceutical companies, private prisons, and oil companies reap record profits each quarter to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars.

Americans remain too busy fighting among themselves and remain addicted to Hollywood glitter, sports, and drugs and alcohol, and are thus are unable to take America and return it back to the PEOPLE as was originally intended by the founding fathers. And if our founding fathers were alive today the unpatriotic patriot act would send them south to Guantanamo.

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