Turkey that was supposedly pardoned by president Bush ends up at Guantanamo Bay. I have learned from sources too vague and obscure to be viewed as credible by the main stream media that the turkey that was originally picked to be pardoned by president Bush at the annual White House Thanksgiving day ceremony has instead been the victim of a Homeland Security/CIA secret rendition transfer to Guan...
Washington DC - The Bush Administration will go down in history as the "Prankster Presidency," according to revelations made in a classified chapter of former Vice President Dick Cheney's recently published memoirs. The top-secret material, which...
With the fifth anniversary of Leeroy Jenkins' Internet debut coming up Aug. 6, my crack investigative team dug in deep to find Jenkins' true identity, and the results are shocking. More than 26 million people have watched Leeroy Jenkins' character...
London - Rebekah Brooks has vigorously denied sharing a bareback saddle with the Prime Minister. "That would be incest," Medusa-curled Mrs B told the Commons Culture/Media/Sports committee. Or being in a betting syndicate with the First Lord of...
DALLAS - Laura Bush recently told a reporter for GOPicky Magazine that she is getting fed up with the way her husband, former President George Dubya Bush has been treating her lately. Laurita, as Dubya playfully calls her, said that he is not abus...
Only days after the killing of top terrorist Osama bin Laden, former president George W. Bush has been abducted from his ranch in Crawford, TX. The operation performed by U.S. Navy Seals has been described as an early morning raid involving at least...
Vice President Dick Cheney's recently released book on the inside working of the Bush White house paints a portrait of a President who was inquisitive as a child yet a gullible political and intellectual neophyte. The book, entitled "Down the Rabb...
Fort Worth: President George W. Bush will be a key note speaker at Hart Energy's Developing Unconventional Gas Conference and Exhibition in Fort Worth. He will address environmental concerns. When asked why they chose to invite the former presid...
LOS ANGELES - One of the American Idol final eleven contestants has finally decided to come forward and address some rumors that have been floating around for a few weeks now. Scotty McCreery, 17, recently called a press conference and told the me...
Des Moines, IA - Newt Gingrich, who more closely resembles something from the Movie, Gremlins, has decided to undergo a makeover, but the changes will not just be skin deep. According to his closest political advisor, Charlie Sheen, "In order for...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama, after meeting in secret with Vice-President Joe Biden, talk show host and 'unofficial' presidential advisor Oprah Winfrey, and the "First Mama" Michelle Obama has reached a somewhat startling decision. Th...
WASHINGTON - President Obama has responded to the venomous assaults leveled at him by GOPicky Magazine. The president informed GOPM's Amos Soursuckle, 59, that he did not appreciate him pointing out all that BS about him and his family flying down to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil to get away from the heat that he has been receiving for filling out an NCAA "March Madness" Tournament bracket card. Pr...
Unnamed sources are reporting that former U.S president George W. Bush has been admitted to a mental health facility in Houston, Texas suffering from "severe emotional distress". 'Dubya', who lost the presidential election to Barack Obama in 2008,...
The Queen has been forced to give up riding, her favourite pastime, because of chronic knee pain. The condition has also meant that she has had to have a £1million lift installed at her Sandringham home. Knee pain is a terrible burden for horses.
It came as a shock to the media and the rest of the world. Shortly after George W. Bush was elected president in 2000 there were plans made to invade and occupy the UK! Rumsfeld, the newly appointed Secretary of Defense recounts his meeting with Bush a day after the inauguration. "He called me into the Oval Office and said, "Rummy, we gotta go to war!" "OK Mr. President," said Rumsfeld, "Who...
The memoirs of former US President George W Bush are to be released in November, his publishers announced. The book, tentatively titled "The Not So Mighty Bush", will list many of the ex President's eccentricities, some of which have never before...
New York - (Crude Business): A Manhattan federal court heard today how a seedy Ecuadorean extortion racket is the outsourced arm of a Buckingham Palace boiler room scam. US super major Chevron Corp has filed civil racketeering charges detailing l...
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