Bush's Memoirs On The Way

Written by grimbo

Friday, 11 February 2011

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The memoirs of former US President George W Bush are to be released in November, his publishers announced.

The book, tentatively titled "The Not So Mighty Bush", will list many of the ex President's eccentricities, some of which have never before been published.

These include -

- When aides mentioned Camp David, he always thought they were referring to British Foreign Secretary Milliband.

- He constantly struggled to differentiate between "Iraq" and "Barack".

- He frequently described Tony Blair as "that posh guy from Great England".

- And finally, within 5 days of bowing to doctors advice to give up drinking, he was admitted to hospital with dehydration.

It promises to be a best seller - for all the wrong reasons.

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