It never ends! More Educational 'Hoo Ha' over 'seemingly' inflated 'A' level results. Oh what a surprise! Who do those Educators think they're fooling? Tomfoolery, fiddling of results etc. is rife an has been going on for decades in all branc...
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Everyone will get A stars in A levels from now, it has been announced. The Government decided that the old system, whereby some students got Bs, Cs, Ds and ever less, was unfair, since it discriminates against candidates according to how clever th...
Remarkable results this year for A level results as 100% of papers were awarded A* grades. Speaking on behalf of the Department for Education Mr C Dick said "All this nonsense about papers getting easier is very frustrating. These exams are reall...
The headship of pupilless primary school 'Capel Iwan' near Newcastle Emlyn in Carmarthenshire was offered today to Mrs. Veronica Smart of Brechfa. Mrs Smart (52) formally accepted the position and said: 'I can't wait to start work! I very much intend to put my own stamp on the establishment. I'll be implementing some fairly radical changes as well as putting in place some new objectives that...
The University of Bedrock has offered web based studies for college students since 1999, and has been successful with thousands of employed graduates. Now the Web based educator is expanding into the heretofore uncharted territory of basic public e...
Councils spent more than £160 million on paperwork and legal preparation for school rebuilding projects that were cancelled by Education Secretary Michael Gove, new figures have shown. News just out! What waste of time and money. It is hoped...
When I was teaching in Middlesbrough, N.E. England,my first job was at Fleetham Street Juniors. Townie kids to be sure. As a new teacher I was always keen on having students enjoy creative writing. I would take in objects from time to time and have them describe them....obviously hoping for a wealth of adjectives. I could (and still CAN) read my students' stories and understand what th...
A new two year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a real man - That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man. Please take a moment to look over the program outline. First Year Autumn Schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104 W...
The Government has today announced important changes to the National Curriculum, with regards to schools in England and Wales. Perhaps the most startling revelation is that 'pole-dancing' and 'lap-dancing' are to be incorporated within the curricu...
The Con-Dems have announced that the education budget will be cut by over one billion pounds from Labour's original budget. This represents a cut of one quarter, or a week's worth of fighting in Afghanistan. Labour's plan of rebuilding or refurbis...
A shocking report this morning, suggested that head-teacher's in UK schools are increasingly using trained chimpanzees as a cheaper alternative to trained teaching assistants. In one particular North London primary school, chimpanzees had been eng...
Read this hypothetical discussion between Bradley and Leavis and make notes on their differences in opinion. Will be reporting back in 20 mins. bradmeister: lol @ iago pwning the Moor leavis.fr.69: othello failed :D bradmeister: yh but that was serious ownage leavis.fr.69: nt really...othello was a n00b bradmeister: othello is a chuck norris of poetry leavis.fr.69: othello thinks...
An English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok told today of how he awarded some of his students top marks in one of his classes - even though their work was of the lowest standard imaginable, and, would, in the UK, be called 'shite'. The teach...
People DO need educating about teachers' salaries. I have been verbally 'attacked' over my years in teaching, as have many of my colleagues. Some of our readers may be guilty of doing so, regarding the looooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg summer vacations enjoyed by teachers. My first response is: If you envy us so much then why are YOU not teaching?? Fair question I would think.
In recent months, many schools across the UK are finding their historical build, and engraved memories - which may perhaps be recognised as Graffiti - to be frowned upon. Therefore, councils have deemed it absolutely necessary that a vast abundance o...
The entire graduation student population was nearly lost when fifty-three were killed and six injured during the commencement ceremonies at an over-seas junior college. The graduation class had just finished the ritual of throwing up their caps, when...
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