New college course: Becoming a real man

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Thursday, 8 July 2010


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Studying for his Degree

A new two year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a real man - That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man. Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

First Year

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
MEN 113 Get a Life; Learn to Cook

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120 How Not to Act Like an Ass When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 You, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers


Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101 You Can Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Then Take a Shower
MEN 201 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially Naked

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 Omitting @#%&*@ From Your Vocabulary
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is NOT Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

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