Analysis of Libyan nuttiness have detected that Colonel Gaddafi has set the stage for what looks to be a very confrontational conclusion to the troubles in Libya. The stage, in a 14,000-seat arena in Tripoli, has seen the delivery and erection of...
As the bloodshed continues in Libya, accounts are emerging that a defiant Colonel Gaddafi has had his private sock collection flown out to Cuba for safe keeping. Just in case. Although Gaddafi has stated repeatedly that he is a warrior king who...
In what has been considered a clear signal that civil war is imminent in Libya, Libya's embattled leader Moammar Gaddafi has found an online American flag maker who is willing to sell to him their entire stock of Confederate flags at a discounted pri...
London - An inquiry into the London atrocity heard how so-called home grown terrorists were outsourced puppets of the foreign dictator. "No wonder there was no advance intelligence," an MI5 official known only as Witness GG said, "those Downing St...
US officials have now spoken out concerning the alleged UK plan to rescue Abdelbaset al-Megrahi from riots in Libya. After the angry reaction by French diplomats earlier today, Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton has said that the US 'would not cond...
With Colonel Gaddafi refusing to relinquish power in Libya and the country in danger of descending into civil war, the British Government issued a statement today that a rescue aircraft was being readied to fly to the region. Although ministers re...
Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, esrtwhile Libyan leader and lunatic in residence in the country has flatly denied anything is happening in Libya at the moment. Dressed in an outfit donated to him by Dame Edna Everage on a recent royal visit, and sitting...
Unconfirmed sources in Tripoli have confirmed that Col Gadaffi the darling of the Libya people until last week will be standing down.He wishes to put in place before that some new laws to help the unemployed and poorer people of the country. His m...
Tripoli - (Rioters): He's up there with Tunisia's Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali and Egypt's Hosni Mubarak, defiantly waving two fingers at UK Red Top fury. Libya's Colonel Gaddafi has vowed to sweep to Westmonster Abbey glory to see his godson Prince W...
Saadi , son of under pressure Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi, has spoken of his despair at events in his homeland. Offspring of the Colonel and his second wife, Saadi is now head of the Libyan Football Federation after being the national team capta...
Tripoli - (End-of-Daze): The kiss of death is everywhere the ex-UK Prime Monster has fingered with his bloodstained mitts. A two year vanity tour of duty as Middle East envoy has now bombed as Libyan nationals poured scorn today on his diplomacy r...
London - (Subprime): He famously shelled out £10 million two years ago for the bijou neo-Georgian pile in Hampstead Garden Suburb. Last year Libyan dictator's son Saif al-Islam Gaddafi turned down a 'derisory' offer of £7.5 million and blamed 'tha...
The order made by Libya's Colonel Muammar Al-Gaddafi - to cut off all electricity power to the major cities - has failed to stem the anger of the people. Though the action has removed their access to the internet it was nevertheless taken too lat...
The Lockerbie bomber, or Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi to give him his full techincal name, has been discovered by the United Nations to not actually be lying about having cancer. Mr Ali McGrath (Anglicised name) was released by the Scottish go...
Libyan "loony" dictator, President Gaddafi, has decided to blackmail Europe for $billions otherwise he will discontinue stopping millions of "muy pobre" Africans crossing the Meditteranean via his country hoping to enter the "Garden of Eden"! He t...
Western Isles - (Rotters): The 2000+ tonne MV Hellfire Hebridean Prince Ass was chartered by HM the Queen for a bargain basement rate of £20,000 per day - debited from a BP sinking fund. Its fabulous Libyan livery includes Colonel Gaddafi's person...
Daffy Duck, military dictator of Libya and a star of Looney Toons, has called for a jihad against Switzerland. Yes, Switzerland! In a rambling and baffling speech Daffy said "We will stop all cuckoo clocks from being sold. No chocolate shall be a...
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