Written by Griff

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Unconfirmed sources in Tripoli have confirmed that Col Gadaffi the darling of the Libya people until last week will be standing down.He wishes to put in place before that some new laws to help the unemployed and poorer people of the country.

His most immediate plan is to bring in Social Benefits based on Western European formats , that is on what you have contributed.In the speech the criteria to be eligible for this benefit is that you must have the rank of at least colonel , conducted a coup before your 30th birthday and like Ukrainian Nurses. The benefits which are available to all Libyans worldwide ( as long as you meet the loose rules) include; a free tent , 5 free nurses and a white Arab stallion.

The unconfirmed source also stated that Mr Gadaffi will also take a long Saga camping holiday to South America to write his autobiographies Me and my Tent , al-Megrahi the wonders of science and his semi autobiography , How I fooled Blair and everyone else.

Tony Blair was unavailable for comment as he was laughing all the way to the bank

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