London - An inquiry into the London atrocity heard how so-called home grown terrorists were outsourced puppets of the foreign dictator.
"No wonder there was no advance intelligence," an MI5 official known only as Witness GG said, "those Downing Street bastards merely faked another script."
Spooks are livid that years of seedy political shenanigans have concealed the truth about the Tripoli nutjob.
They valiantly towed the line under Mrs Thatcher when it became apparent that Gaddafi was the bastard son of Ronald Reagan.
The 1984 London shooting outside the Libyan Embassy of WPC Yvonne Fletcher saw them ready to pounce on Mrs T's private army of hitmen... when the IRA itself struck with a 500lb bomb in a Brighton Hotel.
Forensic analysis later revealed the semtex that caused the blast has been imported from Libya on the old warhorse nutter's personal approval.
"We were caught between a rocket and a hard core place, Your Honour," Witness GG told the Coroner.
The inquest continues.
