Daffy Duck, military dictator of Libya and a star of Looney Toons, has called for a jihad against Switzerland. Yes, Switzerland!
In a rambling and baffling speech Daffy said "We will stop all cuckoo clocks from being sold. No chocolate shall be allowed. All reruns of Heidi will be banned. Yodeling will be punishable by death. Switzerland is an infidel state. I'm not calling for terrorism. Jihad is different. It means a right to armed struggle, whereas terrorism means a right to.... oh bugger! I see what you mean."
The Swiss Foreign Minister refused to comment to the press regarding the matter. However, he is thought to have sent Daffy the following text message : "We know your bank account number". Indeed the Swiss have moved fast to remove Daffy's slush fund. One banker said "Now give us a jihad when you've got no money Daffy".
Daffy Duck has discovered that Switzerland is even tougher than Bugs Bunny. It might well be time for him to tell the world "That's All Folks!"
