Chelsea defenders have been receiving special training in unarmed combat in preparation for tonight's clash with Manchester Utd. Skipper John Terry and his colleagues are determined not to be caught out by any surprise attacks launched on them by...
It's the match that everyone in football has been talking about, the game between the Champions, Manchester United, and the team who many saw as their biggest challengers this season, Carlo Ancelotti's Chelsea. Chelsea are currently in 5th place,...
A recent survey by pollsters YouGov has revealed that Ashley Cole is now less popular than the Ebola virus. This has come on the back of recent allegations made by the News of the World involving the troubled footballer's antics with an air-gun, that...
As a defender, Ashley Cole doesn't get many shooting opportunities. So when one comes along he tries to make it count. At a training session last weekend, it has been reported that the Chelsea player accidentally shot and injured a student with a...
As former Premier League champions Chelsea continue their slump down the table and out of the FA Cup, there was more bad news this morning when it emerged that their most Royal - though hardly most loyal - supporter, Prince William, has decided to ch...
After Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti was reported to have been sacked from his job in late December in a story on satirical news website TheSpoof.com, today came further news on the story in that, truth has superceded fiction, and the under-pressure It...
A second set of scousers arrived in West London yesterday to spoil the party at rich kids Chelsea. Everton (it's a part of Liverpool) dumped the holders out of the FA Cup just two week after their Merseyside rivals, Liverpool, wrecked the party to...
On the day when Chelsea looked to rub Liverpool's nose in it, the Merseysiders grabbed all three points in West London. Having nabbed the Scousers' star striker Fernando Torres as the January transfer window closed last week, the West London blues...
In transfer news Chelsea have rocked the football world and signed Alexander Meerkat for an undisclosed fee. Alexander, 4, from somewhere quite cold, is probably best known for the hilarious adverts where loads of his friends appear and make funny no...
A High Court judge has lifted a so-called "super injunction" obtained by the Chelsea footballer Didier Drogba and the media have been given the all clear to publish the sensational details. Cheryl Cole's ex husband Ashley Cole is said to be fuming...
The mood in the Chelsea camp this morning was typically bullish, as Chelsea promised to not only beat Manchester United at Stamford Bridge, but to thrash, bash, trash and whiplash the northerners into submission. And then rub their noses in it. Wi...
Accident and emergency units in West London were under severe pressure on Sunday evening trying to cope with thousands of people laughing uncontrollably. Said a spokesman for the Welsea and Chestminster: "We are working flat out and staff have bee...
Chelsea made an early foray into demonstrating the Club's Christmas spirit by walking in a winter blunderland at Stamford Bridge as they cruised to a resounding 3-0 defeat to unfancied Sunderland. The Mackems could hardly believe their luck from t...
France striker Nicolas Anelka is this evening reported to be "moderately dischuffed" at the 18-game ban handed to him by the French Football Federation (not surprisingly, the FFF) over his conduct at this summer's World Cup. The Chelsea player, 31...
In an unprecedented move, Chelsea FC have splashed out an undisclosed sum - beleived to be several billion - on purchasing history from all over the world during the summer. At Saturday's game against West Bromwich Albion, they revealed their latest...
Eye witness reports have confirmed that dozens of Manchester United fans had to be administered oxygen by paramedics at yesterday's Community Shield Wembley showpiece between Manchester United and Chelsea. "What's that all about then?" one Manches...
Chelsea proved to be a revelation in yesterday's Community Shield season curtain raiser at Wembley, as they capitulated without much of a struggle to an unfancied Manchester United team. Even United fans were shocked by Chelsea's lacklustre perfor...
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