Chelsea proved to be a revelation in yesterday's Community Shield season curtain raiser at Wembley, as they capitulated without much of a struggle to an unfancied Manchester United team.
Even United fans were shocked by Chelsea's lacklustre performance as superstars such as Ashley Cole, John Terry, and Frank Lampard carried on where they left off in the World Cup.
By being crap.
Taking a 1-0 lead just before the break, following a Scholes through ball to Rooney, who left Valencia with a simple finish, United never looked like losing.
A goal from Mexican lad, Hernandez, briefly sparked a crap Chelsea team into pulling one back, but Berbatov sealed a United victory with a third for the Red Devils.
"Their lads looked knackered," United fan Jarbo The Killer told us as he sat sipping a pint in The Spotted Dog in Willesden Green after the match. "Mind you, it's not surprisin' really. It must take a toll on you, shagging your bezzy mates wife then making it up with your Missus, like John Terry. Or shagging anything with a pulse and texting pics of your meat and two veg to all and sundry, like that Ashley Cole. I reckon it'll take 'em years to get over that. If they ever do. And that Christine Bleakley isn't all that since Frank Lampard started goin' out with her. Double winners - they're a bit of a joke really. Like Liverpool."
More as we get it.
