When will Britain legalize recreational marijuana? When will it “be cricket”? I asked His Lordship and Garter of the Belt and Hat and Jingling Bells, Quinsley Fucktard, when oh when will such a delicious ‘drug’ make its way down The Thames (most l…
ASPEN, Colorado – The state’s thousands of gas stations are joining into a business venture that they say is going to revolutionize the gas station industry. Grover Buxonheimer, spokesperson for the Colorado Gasoline Guild, has informed the public...
On Tuesday of this past week, Republican Congressmen and Senators alike unanimously demanded that Huawei executive Meng Wanzhou be extradited to the U.S. to face capital punishment by stoning. Rob Patterson, founder of the 666 Club and spokestwit...
My, my! How things change! Medical pot shops, the place to go for those who needed pain relief and for those pretenders who just needed relief from the pain of reality are now getting bitten by the dream they once had- that pot would be uninhibitedly...
In a recent press conference, Canadian Pry Minister Justin Truedough briefly summarized efforts made by his country's scientists to mitigate greenhouse gas emissions: "We tried producing corn alcohol, but our Newfies drank up all of it before it could be added to our gasoline. Undeterred, our scientists turned to another crop which is being grown in massive quantities in our country." "Given...
As the nation woke up to the reality that reality TV star Donald Trump had actually become the President of the U.S., they began to collectively say, "Well, at least pot's legal!" "As we lose all our rights under a Trump presidency, almost half th...
The wonder mellower-outer cannabis, always said to have a positive, tranquilizing affect on its users, has unfortunately not had such an effect on the normally ego-centered Coloradoans who recently legalized use of it. "Criminy," said Jim Bames, o...
A new research study out today shows that the nations poor, as defined by poverty rates, are smoking more crack than ever now that legal pot prices are souring! "I can't even afford a roach now" said 22 year old stoner Cody Nevins. "Crack is by far t...
The Vatican - A secret enclave of Catholic bishops and cardinals has added marijuana smoking to the church's menu of Holy Sacraments. The unprecedented action is expected to boost the popularity of Catholicism while replenishing the church's coffers,...
DENVER - With the new Marijuana Law now going into its third month, many Colorado college students are having weekend pot parties. A rock band that is based in Denver has been playing at three marijuana parties every weekend. The band Rocky For...
Denver, CO As the Colorado Girl Scouts of America organization announced a ban on selling cookies outside of marijuana dispensaries, thousands of Girl Scouts around the nation showed up in Denver to protest. They gathered in the area outside of the l...
CHEYENNE, WYOMING - Matt Mead, Governor of Wyoming, announced at a press conference today that he has authorized the erection of a 8 foot tall fence stretching along Wyoming's border with Colorado. "We can't afford to lose any more people," explai...
DENVER, COLORADO - The Denver/Boulder Office of the National Weather Service will now include the new and specific forecasting of Chinook winds as they apply to the distribution of marijuana and other kinds of personal smoke down along the front rang...
Denver Mayor Hancock says that, although he was against legalizing recreational marijuana at first, he says it is making his city and the whole state wealthy. "I had previously thought about all the problems but they don't seem to be any worse tha...
In urban centers such as New York City and Los Angeles, the sale of e-cigarettes in jails and prisons is forbidden. But throughout rural America prison guards are supplementing their incomes by selling there nicotine laden regular cigarette substitu...
CANNABISTOWN, PO--In Potlandia, marijuana is legal for recreational purposes and is commonly smoked by nearly all of the adult citizens of that country, while alcohol and nicotine are banned. But the alcohol and tobacco industries regard Potlandia's...
The Denver Broncos are considering calling themselves The Denver Doobies by the 2014 season according to a Source who has been talking to players. "We were told that might happen. They also say that a lot of NFL teams want to go to Denver to play...
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