U.S. Republicans Demand That Meng Wanzhou be Stoned for Blasphemy

Written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw

Monday, 25 March 2019

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Meng Wanzhou Can Get Good and Stoned Right Here in Vancouver!

On Tuesday of this past week, Republican Congressmen and Senators alike unanimously demanded that Huawei executive Meng Wanzhou be extradited to the U.S. to face capital punishment by stoning.

Rob Patterson, founder of the 666 Club and spokestwit for the reunification of Church and State declared: "The name 'Huawei' sounds a lot like 'Yahweh'. Don't try to tell me that this is a coincidence. A major Chinese corporation is deliberately mocking the name of our Lord! Oh, wait -- I said what? Oh, OK, start picking up stones. I won't run away."

When reached at one of her mansions in Vancouver, Meng declared: "Why all the fuss, and all this talk of getting stoned? I'm here in Vancouver, with a legal supply of BC bud as close as the speed dial on my cell phone. I've never been this stoned before in all my life!"

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