SEATTLE – Amazon’s Prime membership will become more expensive starting 2023 as the company cites inflation, growing wages, and transportation costs to justify the price increases. However, insiders reveal that a plan is in progress to build a sup…
Caught in a geographical zone only meant for those below 45 years of age, a Brit Old Fart decided to venture into a maze of insanity called, Amsterdam, believing time stood still, and then discovered, 'Time waits for no one!' Thousands of whizzing…
A man who hit upon the unusual idea of buying his wife a dildo as a gift for St. Valentine's Day, has told 'friends' on social media that she has now run off and left him, in order to start a new life in Europe with her 'pleasure stick'. She is th…
It seems that the incredible European heatwave has more consequences than hot, sweaty bodies, people escaping to waterholes, burnt grass, forest fires, lack of booze, tarmac melting, OAPs dropping dead, and our world is nearing an apocalyptic end, NO...
Beer bikes, a common sight on Amsterdam's cobble-stoned streets, and seen riding alongside canals, are causing so much noise the coucil has banned them! The bikes are rented by groups of boozed up tourists celebrating anything. However, they are c...
While the world was transfixed by the train wreck of the Trump presidency, Hillary Clinton quietly disappeared to the Netherlands a week after her surprise loss in the presidential election and she has kept a low profile ever since. Clinton was b...
AMSTERDAM - Miley Cyrus keeps trying to outdo herself with each new day and lately she has been quite successful. She performed at the MTV EMA's and many in the audience could not believe when the 20-year-old attention-seeker lit up a marijuana ci...
AMSTERDAM - According to unnamed sources, Miley Cyrus, who will turn 21 on November 23, was seen at a dimly lit nightclub allegedly engaging in a bit of tonsil hockey with British model Cara Delavingne. The two young women were observed transferri...
In a surprise move that was totally unexpected by the Chamber of Commerce as well as most of its citizens, tiny Guerneville, CA (pop.1,003) was named last week as Amsterdam's (The Netherlands) Sister-City. The prestigious 'appointment' elevates G...
A missing page to Anne Frank's Diary has been discovered in an Amsterdam charity shop. The delicate paper is entitled, "Page One" and has the words "Private. Keep Out" written in faded black ink across the page. Dutch historians have declared th...
AMSTERDAM, HOLLAND - "Birthers" have long contested Hawaii as Obama's place of birth because of "Left-leaning" efforts to hide nearly every document related to his past. The short-form, or "live birth," document repeatedly cited by administration off...
Using current and past world leaders as characters in a new fantasy game about politics and tactics in a city election, PlaySoft Game Systems has created a near real world set of social and political scenarios while gamers vie for control of the grea...
A thoroughly unscrupulous papparazzi gang were last night offering high quality photographs of Sarah Harding taking part in a live sex show in Amsterdam to the highest bidder. The gang remained constantly on the move around the West End as they co...
A fake pilot was arrested in Amsterdam just minutes before take off today shortly after the real pilot was found unconscious in the gents toilet without his uniform. A police spokesman Dick Van Dyke said the man detained was clearly in a confused...
We've all missed the tea-time internet double act of JO and the Earl on the Spoof.com forum, (well, some of us have) and following Earl Grey's defection to Moscow, many thought that this splendid double act would be no more. Oh deep joy for Spoofe...
The Train to Amsterdam Deep sleep would have been welcome after a long day of story search and a late night of Jalapeno eating and professional bull riding, but I was awakened by my roommates who were shuffling around the floor, packing up their duffels. The youth hostel near the train station in Etterbeek had a curfew, but I managed to see the building manager outside the night before, having...
Amsterdam - A moon rock presented by the United States to Holland has been identified as a hoax. For over thirty years the Dutch have cherished the rare object and featured it in a special display at the famous Dutch Geological Museum, allowing thron...
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