In abrupt, lightning-fast action, and without any rumors beforehand, Vladimir Putin, the former head of Russia, was arrested, stuffed into a van, and driven to a dacha in Siberia. He will live under house arrest until his trial sometime in the future…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The word on the communist streets of Moscow is that President Putin is angrier than a woodpecker with a limp pecker. Putin, who is 69, but lately is starting to look 99, is reportedly very upset that the pride and joy of t…
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin has issued a statement that Russia’s KGB found 273 Eskimos from Alaska living in the Chukchi Sea town of Port Comrade. The agents said that the Eskimos appeared to be in fairly good spirits, except for 13 of th…
A 12-year-old Russian girl who tried to take a selfie with President Vladimir Putin, has been sent to a Siberian work camp for eight years. Vera Ivanovska took the photograph as Mr Putin arrived at the G20 Summit in Osaka on Friday. The president'…
The news media has been ignoring the obvious truth since Donald Trump called Mexicans, "…rapists and murderers." The candidate was controversial, provocative, and sold money-making advertisements for television networks. Sure, money talks, ratings we…
Siberia, Russia - An ancient Siberian mummy has tested positive for a cute cannabis deficiency. MRI scans reveal it 'dislocated her joints' and blew her skull wide open high up in the Altai Mountains circa BC500. The remains were discovered p...
Bear Grylls, survival expert, tragically broke down and entered what appears to be a catatonic state on his latest adventure in the Siberian Tundra due to the onset of hypothermia after being left alone by his camera crew for five minutes. The team w...
MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia from a highly placed but unnamed source are raising concern throughout the world. It appears that Russia had manufactured 7,000 drones that have been equipped with mini-missiles. The drones have only been i...
KIEV, Ukraine - Word coming out of the Ukraine is that the government has issued a mandate that will go into effect immediately. The Ukraine has proclaimed that as of now, all bars will be closed indefinitely. The reason that is being given is...
AIX-MARSEILLE, France - Researchers at the University of Aix-Marseille have revived a virus that had lain dormant in Siberian permafrost for the past 30,000 years. Asked why they had thawed out and revived such a potentially dangerous virus, resea...
Nowhere near Kiev, Ukraine Viktor Yanukovych claims that he is still the President of the Ukraine, despite reports that he has been deposed and has fled to Russia. "I am merely using up some of the vacation days I have accrued. I found that I don...
SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee is still extremely upset over a recent incident that took place in The Iceberg Skating Palace. The SOOC reports that a Scottish streaker ran onto the ice and was wrestled down. He was immedia...
MOSCOW, RUSSIA - Olympic Committee Members confirmed today that they have chosen Oymyakon, Siberia as the site for the 2030 Winter Olympics. Oymyakon, a village of 500 residents in northeast Siberia, is considered to be the coldest permanently i...
WICHITA, Kansas - Justin Bieber traveled to the middle of the country to, as he said, get away from the limelight. He and his entourage of 16 landed in Wichita and rented 17 rooms at a local Motel 6. Justin kept a low profile eating his breakfa...
MOSCOW - In a true gesture of friendship Russian President Putin has informed Queen Elizabeth that he would be willing to take the three Al-Qaeda terrorists that are sitting in a London Prison and send them to Siberia. Queen Elizabeth was thrilled...
Two of the Pussy Riot Russian punk band were hilarious on the Stephen Colbert show 2 nights ago. They poked fun at virtual dictator, Valdimir Putin and made his athletic exploits, which display his aging body, look absurd. The Pussy Riot members wer...
Special to TPN - ITAR-TASS, the Russian news agency, announced that Edward J. Snowden, the former intelligence contractor on the run from the American authorities, has won the mayoralty race in Dudinka. Dudinka is the administrative center of Taymyrs...
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