Hiding out in the White House basement Bunker, President Trump decided he needed some help. Everything seems to have gone wrong for him ever since his big sister stopped doing his homework. Lacking an education - studying is for losers - Trump has…
Massachusetts - Thirteen year-old Sasha Obama remains a stalwart no-show at her family's Martha's Vineyard compound according to tonight's JihadiDaddi TV six o'clock news. The President's younger daughter is believed to have stuffed a few thousan...
Washington DC - Islamist kidnappers Boko Haram were the top suspects today when Malia and Sasha Obama's armor plated school run ground to a halt amid reports of a stalker tailing the five-car motorcade. Luckily the perpetrator turned out to be so...
HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for the CBS sitcom Two and A Half Men has just informed the Hollywood Press that the show will have the nation's first kiddoes appear in an upcoming episode. The White House has confirmed that Malia and Sasha Obama will...
HOLLYWOOD - Miramix Films in association with Pipe Dream Pictures has just announced that they have signed Scarlett Johansson to star as Megyn Kelly in the movie The Talking Head - The Megyn Kelly Story. The film will be directed and produced by o...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just issued an official White House message which states that pop singer Miley Cyrus will not be allowed on the White House property. Colfax informed the White House Press Corps that th...
Washington, D.C. The Obama sisters, Malia and Sasha, are currently not playing with each other. This is said to be due to a recent visit by a cousin of the sisters at the White House. Malia Obama peeked in the cousin's secret diary when she -- Mal...
WASHINGTON DC - Although First Lady Michelle Obama has tried her hardest to keep the Halloween costumes that her daughters have chosen a secret, Sasha and Malia have committed to wearing Bo to their classrooms on Monday, October 31st. Traditional...
PANAMA CITY, Florida - President Obama, the "First Mama" Michelle, and one of the "First Kiddoes" Sasha were vacationing in the Florida panhandle town of Panama City. The president wanted to show that the Gulf of Mexico is safe to swim in. So he h...
The first daughter's are upset at President Barack Obama, saying that his Universal Health Care Reform Plan does not go far enough. Malia and Sasha Obama are upset that acne and pimple creams will not be covered as prescription drugs under the propo...
In the late 1970's, while Jimmy Carter was President of the United States, he had a treehouse built in the trees of the White House lawns for his daughter Amy. While the treehouse was not used in the Reagan, Bush senior, or Clinton administrations,...
First daughters Malia and Sasha Obama have opened a lemonade stand on the White House lawn near the visitors entrance. They are the first official residents to sell foodstuffs from the Executive Mansion since Amy Carter (the Bush twins buying beer f...
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