PANAMA CITY, Florida - President Obama, the "First Mama" Michelle, and one of the "First Kiddoes" Sasha were vacationing in the Florida panhandle town of Panama City.
The president wanted to show that the Gulf of Mexico is safe to swim in. So he had eight of his secret service agents 'test the waters' so to speak. They all reported that the water was fine and that they saw no signs of oil, sharks, jellyfish, piranhas, or yucky moss.
President Obama and Sasha then got in. Mrs. Obama did not want to get in because she said that she does not want to appear conceited showing off her well toned body in a bikini swimsuit.
The reporters asked the president how the water was. He, ever the kidder replied, "Well dudes, as y'all can see by lookin' at my perfectly toned physique da water is sho nuff wet."
He was then asked if there were any signs of oil at all. He smiled and again being the Illinois kidder that he is replied, "Well fellas, lemmy see, cause on me oil is kinda hard to see if you know where I be's comin' from."
One reporter hollered out. "Hey, Mr. President, don't quit your day job sir."
"Okay who da hell made dat stupid remark?" The president asked.
Silence fell over the beach. Finally a voice from way in the back hollered out, "Mr. President sir, I may be stupid, but I ain't THAT stupid!"
SIDENOTE: Afterwards the three Obama's went and played a game of miniature golf. An aide to the president remarked that Tiger Woods was at the golf course and asked if the president would like to meet him. "Hell no!" The president hollered out. "I do not want that horny peckerwood comin' anywhere near my respectable family ya hear?"
