MUNCIE, Indiana – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just noted that a resident of Muncie, Indiana has been found to have 14 ovaries. Gynecologist Dr. Simon S. Sezsenwax, a native of Helsinki, Finland, has informed the American S…
BALTIMORE, Maryland – (Satire News) – A medical report that has just come out has revealed a startling fact about the woman known as “The Ugliest Female Politician In Washington, D.C. The report conducted by the medical reporting agency, Medical R…
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – Alpha Beta’s Mimosa Sabrosa, has confirmed that the Phiderna Pharmaceuticals amazing ovaries-growing pill, sold under the name brand, Ova-Yeppers, has had fantastic results! Phiderna revealed that the revolutionary p…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Melania has just let the cat (or rather the ovaries) out of the bag. She let it slip to her BFF LeBron James, that her husband, the United States income tax evader, recently learned that he has two female ovaries next…
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s leading pharmaceutical companies has just informed the pubic that their scientists have developed an amazing pill. The pill, which was developed by Phiderna Pharmaceuticals, is sold under the bran…
New York - Just daze after removing some surplus-to-requirement ovaries from their customary setting Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has placed the organs for sale at an Internet auction site. Provenance papers describe them as a slightlly used o...
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