Recently sacked multi-millionaire Shane Worthington wonders what he will do next. 'I am down to my last three hundred million' bewailed the 47-year-old son of very rich parents. 'I lost my job for doing something I shouldn't have and then threaten…
For centuries people have complained that they're poor because they have little or no money in their wallet or purse or geeky fanny-pack, but new insights have come forth that would seem to contradict the concept of rich or poor. Eminent math egg-…
This is a world where people get paid a lot of money to learn the words that other people write, wear the expensive clothes that other people design, and win awards that other people make, and a few thousand other people vote for. Yes, that's right, it is Awards season,again. With the Oscars, The National Television Awards, and Donald Trump's two new awards - The Fake News Awards and The Empty...
The Massie Rockefeller Foundation has awarded a $5 million grant to Steve Martin Windgate, distinguished professor of philosophy at the University of California at Riverside in Nevada, to undertake a rigorous examination of a wide range of issues rel...
Following a roller coaster news day yesterday replete with ex-wife jabs and tax return eye openers, Newt Gingrich is proving himself to the candidate who isn't as rich as rival Mitt Romney. "I guess that could be taken in multiple ways", says poli...
CHARLESTON, Sc. - Sandra Andres, a spokeswoman for Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, wrote in an email to reporters that the Romneys' assets, which are estimated at $200 million, are managed on "a blind basis." To define this term, sh...
CLEVELAND - An African American man tasted freedom for the first time in nearly 30 years on Wednesday after a judge vacated his conviction because DNA evidence showed he did not steal a glazed donut that belonged to a millionaire heiress. "It fina...
A millionaire who appeared on the popular Channel 4 show, the Secret Millionaire, kept his secret so well hidden that he was given a large sum of money by another Secret Millionaire. Geoff Bastard, the young entrepreneur who made his fortune sell...
An emergency production meeting of Channel 44's staffers occurred last night as it became apparent that a 'Secretive Millionaire' had been battered senseless and robbed in Rochdale, Greater Manchester. Wilfully Palmtree, who runs a theatrical agen...
The short film, 'Snoop Dogg Millionaire' has won an award at the fourth annual Carlisle Film Festival. The eight minute film, directed by Fred Spielburger won the award for 'Best Film About A Talentless Rapper Who Made Millions Out Of Preaching St...
At a glittering promotional launch last night, screaming TV ghost-hunter Yvette Fielding announced that the next Most Haunted Live event will take place at the London headquarters of the Times. Looking nauseatingly green in front of a night-visi...
A recent offer by multilbillionaire Warren Buffett, CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, that anybody could have dinner with him to the tune of a small fortune, recently resulted in a major financial loss for an up-and-coming Indian businessman and the untimel...
TV and Radio star, Ted Robbins has amazingly made it through 24 hours without mentioning once that he is Paul McCartney's cousin.
After six years of study, the London School of Economics has concluded that the only way to get rich on the internet is to promise to make people rich.
Millionaire businessman, Gary Tubberson, owner of the multi-million Tubberson Packaging Corporation has revealed he has got to where he has in the business world by letting farts so smelly rival negotiators were forced to yield to his demands.
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