He ain't heavy, he's my Millionaire Cousin

Funny story written by Norton Folgate

Sunday, 4 May 2008

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TV and Radio star, Ted Robbins has amazingly made it through 24 hours without mentioning once that he is Paul McCartney's cousin.

This mediocre entertainer has for many years (actually, all of them) mentioned that Macca is his cousin to anyone who would listen.

Robbins, an untalented chinless wonder has used the musical legend to effectively start and maintain a career.

Robbins said 'I felt it was time to stop mentioning you know who and to show the public that there was more to me than being related to multi millionaire, Ex Beatle and Wings front man, Sir Paul McCartney who is in fact, my cousin.

Sir Paul was unavailable for comment.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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