Prince William's appointment as Duke if Cambridge has pushed East Anglia to the brink of civil war, as the Windsor dynasty's expansion re-ignites ancient feudal rivalries. With Lord Browne of Madingley encamped on the city's west, Baroness Trumpingto...
London - (ReUterus - Ass Mess): A former sex worker for the Reagan/Bush1 Administrations of 1980 - 1988 has told the Anti-Terrorist branch at Scotland Yard today that she is the mother of disgraced, perjurying douchebag and former BP CEO Lord Browne...
Washington - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has flown into Washington to plead with George Bush for ex-BP boss Lord Browne not to be extradited to the US to face corruption charges.
Wall Street - (Ass Mess): Ex-BP chairman and honorary Corrupt Bastards Club member Lord Browne was finally booted off the Goldmnan Sax board after New York financial regulators said he was one liability too many for the investment bank's balance...
Texas - (Ass Mess): The Texas Supreme Court is hearing an application by Texas City refinery disaster attorney Brent Coon who represents some of the victims' families to subpoena ex-BP CEO Lord Browne in this week's hearing into the explosion...
London - (Ass Mess): Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club - the charitable arm of the VECO Corporation which cleans up cover-up scandals in the US oil industry - has been revealed as the driving force which made sure BP's Texas City oil refinery di...
London - (Ass Mess): BP oil chief and imminent honorary member of the Corrupt Bastards Club Lord Browne faces potential perjury charges following today's news that he lied to the High Court over how he met his gay lover.
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