To make sure their prisoners never get out alive, Indonesia has decided to employ huge crocodiles to patrol their prisons instead of the human version. Indonesia is renowned for its infamous and very strict prison regimes and once an inmate is in,...
SOCHI, Russia - Tennis legend Anna Kournikova flew to Sochi, Russia to see her life long friend Kendarla Singwesi of Indonesia compete in the XXII Winter Olympics. Anna told Zorro LaBamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that she promised Kendy, as she...
SUMATRA, Indonesia - Indonesian-born Ardi Rizal first made world news when he was videotaped smoking a cigarette at the amazing age of two-years-old. The Internet video went viral and has thus far gotten over 13 million views. Ardi, or Baby Chu...
London - "Just checking HM's knickers for paranormal activity," a parapsychologist from the Met's 'Ghostbuster' unit commented, "hopefully there'll be no Jimmy Savile hexoplasm down those murky depths!" The Buckingham Palace sweep has been ordered...
Indonesia - Two huge shocks that rattled the quake-torn province of Aceh, Indonesia this morning may have dislodged vast sub-oceanic reserves of trapped natural gas off the coast of Western Australia according to reports. The Carnarvon Basin gas f...
Indonesian punks who behave badly and as anti-socially as punks generally do, are having their heads forcibly shaved Mohican-style as a punishment. There's only one problem; someone forgot to tell the police that Mohican-style haircuts are what globa...
Following startling speculation backed by photographic evidence of a massive scar on President Obama's scalp that he had 'massive brain surgery,' the White House refuses to confirm or deny Obama is on medication to compensate for operating with only...
A scientist in Asia has said that the world's largest mud volcano, which is likely to continue erupting for another 26 years, is Nature's own answer to the problem of loss of lands eroded by the effects of Global Warming. The volcano first erupted...
The Isle of Mull, home to the Mull of Kintyre (made famous by Paul McCartney's dirge) and Tobomory (which gained fame as the children's TV show Balamory), has been stolen. The first anybody knew of the theft was when the SatNav on the Mull Ferry a...
RIM (Research In Motion) has been told to filter out all porn for popular phones contracted to Indonesia or risk losing it's franchise. Indonesian official Mr Ty My Sucky Sucky told me: 'we don't want to wait for 'COCK' (Control Of Counter Kernel...
Strewth, I find it hard to imagine what any living thing would look like at 100, but 157 years old? George Burns was sprightly at 99 but they say a woman in Indonesia aged 157 is still working, walking and smokin'! In fact the woman still has a...
JAKARTA - A powerful 7.4 earthquake has hit the Northern Sumatra area of Indonesian causing some damage to buildings, homes, some fast food restaurants, a huge piñata factory, and 14 whorehouses. Hung Fufi Maliwan, III, a part-time meteorologist w...
Getting ready for a combined Family reunion and vacation in Indonesia next week, Hussein Obama treated the entire family to complete foot care and pedicure treatments in the White House in preparation of the celebratory "home coming' foot baths in...
Kisaran, Indonesia - With his mother rendered unconscious by the intensity of the labor pains, the 19.2 pound 24.4 inch unborn infant, still covered in his mother starched out skin, instinctively knew he had to take matters into his own hands. "I had...
Bali-Hali, Indonesia (IPP) - The men awaiting death for the murder of over 200 people in a nightclub bombing made their request for a last meal today. They all ordered pork roast with pork rinds and a side of lobster. They were also given some p...
Jakarta, Indonesia (IPP) - The firing squad leader that was to lead the execution of the terrorists who killed over 200 people at a disco has been fired for making disrespectful comments. Captain Abdullah Medullah called the prisoners "pig worship...
At a hastily-convened news conference, the island of Bali has decided to divorce herself from the Indonesian archipelago and find an abode in another corner of the world.
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