Sunday, 2 November 2008

Bali-Hali, Indonesia (IPP) - The men awaiting death for the murder of over 200 people in a nightclub bombing made their request for a last meal today.

They all ordered pork roast with pork rinds and a side of lobster. They were also given some pineapple wine. After the feast hookers were brought in for what some have speculated had to be some of the best prison sex ever.

The condemned men admitted to reporters that they killed for fun and that all the "gods" of every religion be damned and also asked if they "please would not be executed because it would most likely hurt a little when the bullets from AK-47's slammed into them at horrific fps and what have you". Their supreme court had taken advice from the US Supreme Court and denied their appeals and said, "sorry dudes but execution will always hurt at least a little". (They actually said "dudes").

Meanwhile back in town there was a festive atmosphere and the wonderful aroma of roast pork filled the air. Men played stick ball in the town square using the dried gonads of a goat for their "pelota".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Indonesia

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.

Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.

Related Stories...

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
69 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more