Bali-Hali, Indonesia (IPP) - The men awaiting death for the murder of over 200 people in a nightclub bombing made their request for a last meal today.

They all ordered pork roast with pork rinds and a side of lobster. They were also given some pineapple wine. After the feast hookers were brought in for what some have speculated had to be some of the best prison sex ever.

The condemned men admitted to reporters that they killed for fun and that all the "gods" of every religion be damned and also asked if they "please would not be executed because it would most likely hurt a little when the bullets from AK-47's slammed into them at horrific fps and what have you". Their supreme court had taken advice from the US Supreme Court and denied their appeals and said, "sorry dudes but execution will always hurt at least a little". (They actually said "dudes").

Meanwhile back in town there was a festive atmosphere and the wonderful aroma of roast pork filled the air. Men played stick ball in the town square using the dried gonads of a goat for their "pelota".