COAL DUST, West Virginia – (Satire News) – Thousands of law-abiding West Virginians are jumping for joy after the West Virginia Senate voted 53 to 47 to finally prohibit cousins from doing the nasty (boinking) with their fellow cousins. Senator W…
A woman says she looks so similar to her mother, that her step father is continually creeping into bed with her and mistakenly having sexual intercourse with her, in very embarrassing cases of mistaken identity - despite their 30-year age gap. Rea…
A teacher in a school in Bangkok had the fright of his life recently when, listening intently to what a girl standing by the side of his desk was saying, and looking downward so as to focus his concentration on her words, he became aware that she had...
A brother and sister who did what many other people would consider to be 'the unthinkable', and married each other, are having second thoughts, and may get a divorce. Trevor Hucker, 18 and Trina Hucker, 17, tied the knot in November, creating a se...
Sometimes it is worth it to read the comment section on Yahoo articles. This one is about a woman in Florida who was having an affair with her brother and gave birth to a child who was not entirely normal. roger f 0 sec ago Damning proof of the Hapsburg theory. Fargoguy 1 day ago Gives new meaning to "All In the Family." Ben 1 day ago Looking at her photo, this probably was a fami...
Responding to widespread coverage of the church pedophile scandal in Chicago, Cardinal Baloney today issued a statement on behalf of the College of Cardinals based in Rome. At a news conference yesterday, in Chicago, personnel files of 65 pedoph...
London, UK - The news from Blighty is grim tonight amid reports that at least six generations of an extended Brit family have practised a cultish form of incest hidden from pubic screwtiny since at least September 1940. Now the true horror of the...
Los Angeles - Allegations of incest have regularly plagued Stevland Hardaway Morris ever since the 1967 Tamla Motown hit 'I was made to love her' co-written with his mother Lula Mae Hardaway. This weekend those smears are back in the news amid a s...
North Carolinians approved a measure yesterday sanctifying marriage between first cousins. It is the first of its kind in the US but eleven other southern states are expected to follow suit. Two little-noticed provisions decriminalize sex with barnya...
In New York state, a man is attempting to sue the state for denying him the right to marry his own mother. Eddie Puss of Scranton has a purely platonic relationship with his mom, but wishes to express his love for her by marrying her in a civil cerem...
New York - After testing DNA samples on 15 celebrities, a scientist in New York City has discovered that virtually everyone in show business is genetically related. This biological phenomenon explains why most people who "make it big" in show biz g...
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has crashed into the headlines once more this morning after it was revealed that the woman with whom he has been carrying on a passionate extra-marital affair was his very own grandma. Rooney, a 'vital cog' i...
Lizzie Borden, the American Woman of the 19th century who was most famous for killing her parents with an axe, was also involved in an incestuous relationship with her brother. The long lost diary of Dewey Borden, discovered in a trunk in Bangor, Ma...
Avowed Lesbian 'personality' Tila Tequila announced today that she was the 'surrogate' mother for her brother and his wife, a shocking revelation that left her 'fiance' Casey Johnson broken hearted with the news. Claiming that the pregnancy was t...
Two ex wifes of the late John Phillips said that the Mamas and the Papas singer never wanted to sleep with his daughter Mackenzie. Instead, Papa John really wanted to be with her cute, pixie like One Day at a Time co-star Balerie Bertinelli. Mama...
Los Angeles - (Reuterus): "Incest, a game that all the family can play? I guess that's why they called the band The Mamas and the Papas," lyricist's daughter Mackenzie Phillips said on TV on Wednesday. The recovering addict was quoting from a memo...
12th January 2006 little Ellie Grace Garner was born, a day that should of been the happiest day of any parents' life but for her mother Charlotte it was the worst. Charlotte and her husband Duke had been married for 10 years before Charlotte confirmed the pregnancy, nine months passed and Charlotte gave birth to a baby girl who she describes as "Beautiful and a little angel" "Duke was tota...
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