Bri Willyums, late of NBC, Proud as a Peacock, is known to play fast and loose, from time to time (and maybe all the time) with the truth, so his statements, especially about himself, have to be taken with a grain (or a ton) of salt. Having remind...
In the wake of Bri Willyums' spurious reports of the helicopter in which he was traveling having been shot down by Iraqi soldiers during his reporting of the war in 2003 and his lying about--that is, his "mistaken accounts" of--seeing...
Louisville, KY - A former White House aide for George W. Bush said that the president offered a number of proposals in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina that were "rather startling". A high-level discussion within the administration began shortly...
The Department of Homeland Security has a new chief, Jeh Johnson. He takes over a department that includes 22 former agencies folded into it. The tasks of Homeland Security involve preventing terrorism through surveillance, disaster relief through...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As everyone knows it is not easy in this day and age to have money intended to go here to end up over there or money meant for this project to end up funding another totally unrelated project. The American people have seen that...
The U.S. media/entertainment complex is marking the fourth anniversary of pretending that New Orleans and the surrounding area are being rebuilt in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. Like every anniversary starting with the first in 2006, the media/e...
Arabian Gulf - (Dodgy Sat-Nav Mess): A Spring Equinox shipping disaster in the Straits of Hormuz today was blamed on supernatural forces left over from the Hurricane Katrina fiasco as an amphibious vessel the USS New Orleans pranged the nuclear power...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former President Bush signed a deal with Simon and Shyster to publish Recipes for Disaster, an eagerly awaited cookbook focusing on notable dishes from his administration. "If you don't 'stay the course,' at least stay for the Mai...
NEW ORLEANS, LA - More than 3 years after Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans, a FEMA unit pulled into the city's lower 9th Ward this Friday. They apologized for showing up so late, citing the weather and bad holiday traffic as contributing fac...
U.S. President George W. Bush revealed today that he has maintained a secret agenda to wipe out poverty in the U.S. by systematically eliminating poor people.
In an attempt to insure that every victim of hurricane Katrina receives at least $1.00 President Bush has persuaded Congress to expedite 250 Billion of aid. The aid will be delivered in the form of cash grants to the top 1% wage earners in the count...
Colombian warbler Shakira has had to cancel her performance at the New Orleans Shitterdome.
(Baton Rouge--LA) It was a gathering of Hollywood's best with federal and state governments' not bad in the state capital of Louisiana as Mark Burnett announced that Survivor 2009 would be in New Orleans. Ray Nagin, Mayor of the hurricane rav...
Thursday, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (F.E.M.A.) chose to purchase several "inexpensive lodging facilities" to replace the out-dated trailers that have become home for Katrina survivors.
The New York High Times - In a reaction to the delays and confusion that marked the agency's response to Hurricane Katrina and other 2005 hurricanes, the House passed a disaster loan bill.
One month after the horrifying hurricane Katrina completely decimated the Mississippi Gulf Coast, life is returning with a hardened edge. "We got the water and food coming in pretty regular now, but now we need to clean up this mess," an unidenti...
In an unprecedented move today, an Atlanta woman has agreed to donate her job to a Hurricane Katrina evacuee. Citing references from the Job Sharing Act of September 2005, Renee Greene, who has dearly loved her position as a real estate paralegal for...
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