OSAKA, Japan – (Satire News) – When it comes to electronic inventions, Japan is literally unrivaled. Japan has given the world the Electric Tampon Remover, the Electric Dog Flea Zapper, and the Electric Inverted Nipple De-Inverter. And now, just i…
An oscillating fan that was bought around seven years ago, and has worked perfectly well since then, providing whole-room coverage day and night, has chosen this morning to stop its oscillatory activity, and now only points in one direction. The...
NEW YORK--In an attempt to deal with domestic violence cases which have blackened the reputation of his league, as well as to forestall the further growth of class-action suits pertaining to dementia, concussions and other disorders by National Footb...
CUPERTINO, California - Apple Inc. has just made an astounding announcement regarding its brand new Manzana Laser iPod. Apple Spokesperson Portia Yamashiro, 27, informed the news media that the consumer electronics giant has designed and developed...
Circuit boards have made a breathtaking return to technology, Nokia has confirmed. 'I really like Circuit boards. They've made me the person I am today. Rich and successful. I really like them because they look so cool. So I hang them on the wall...
CUPERTINO, California - A representative with Apple Inc. has just informed the news media that the consumer electronics giant will be changing their company name. Toby Columbus Pittypacker, 49, explained that after months of inner-corporate debati...
Hot on the news that neutrinos can travel faster than light, scientists at Intel have constructed their new neutrino chip set to make use of this unexpected subatomic behaviour. "The N-Chip will revolutionise the computer industry as much as every...
A group of Scientists at Wrexham Polytechnic have invented a gadget which they think could change the world we live in. Group spokesperson Ivor Tiddler agreed to talk to a packed Press Room this lunchtime. 'This is about as good as it gets,' s...
Scientists have confirmed that ongoing successes in miniaturization of electronics have been given a boost by increased rates of obesity that only now are being accounted for. Some recent technological breakthroughs in fact have been attributed en...
You've packed the car, cushions and pillows for the kids, snacks and drinks and sweets to suck. Everything's ready. All you need now is for the wife to be able to read the map for you and be your calming voice as you steer the ship. 'We need to...
Things reached boiling point in the continuing war of words between two of the world's leading microelectronics companies yesterday. Japan's giant Fuji Electronics Corporation have issued a writ against Fiji Microelectronics Corporation for "delib...
Rochester MN: Claims have been made that using a cell phone in close proximity to the head could perhaps cause brain cancer. Dr. Nicola Tesla of the Heinrich Hertz Institute has conducted his own independent study to determine if there are other hidd...
Baltimore Maryland, 15 March 2009: One of several known illegal Electronics' Joints in the city was raided tonight at 11:00 PM local time, by the Energy Police.
NEW YORK-Airlines today began gearing up for the holiday season by hiring nannies and installing new iPods, DVDs and CD players in their seats. Because of the high rate of divorce, many children will be sent on airlines alone to visit spouses often l...
Samsung, the leading electronics manufacturer has announced today that it has successfully developed a fully working Lightsabre.
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