NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – A vast majority of America's football sportswriters have just named the Atlanta Falcon’s Mercedez-Benz Stadium’s playing field as the most horrible in all of the NFL. Sportsapalooza reporter Pia Confetti, who has…
ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – Sports Territory Magazine recently took a poll, and asked readers to choose their 'ugliest football stadium in the NFL'. STM writer Hiawatha Pamplona said that the overwhelming winner was Mercedes-Benz Stadium, home to…
ATLANTA – In spite of the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic, the state of Georgia has decided to open up for business. But, although stores are opening up, customers are not exactly flocking back. One Atlanta shop owner, who sells crackers, reported...
TAMPA BAY, Florida - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers after starting the season at 0-8, have now won back-to-back games to up their record to 2-8. The Buccaneers hosted the Atlanta Falcons and beat them 41-28. Tampa Bay Coach Greg Schiano stated that h...
ATLANTA - The Seahawks of Seattle marched into Atlanta and when all had been said and done in The Georgia Dome they had soundly defeated the Falcons 33-10. The Seahawks have now improved their record to an astounding 9-1. Several devoted Seahawks...
ATLANTA - The hometown Falcons jumped on the San Francisco 49ers 17-0, and everyone in the Georgia Dome thought that the southern birds were going to annihilate the team from the Left Coast. But the guys from Alcatraz City had other ideas as they...
NEWPORT NEWS, VA - Professional American football player Michael Vick sustained serious lacerations, some of which appear to be teeth marks, a dislocated shoulder and two broken ribs in a heavily promoted prison fight earlier this week. Officials ha...
The Atlanta Falcons' kicker, Morten Andersen, the NFL's all-time leading scorer, has retired at the age of 48, an early casualty of the Irish Pork Crisis. The Danish kicker, who scored 2,544 points in a 25-year career, played for Atlanta in the p...
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is in trouble again. Police raided his home in a search for drugs and discovered 66 pit bulls used for dog fighting and all of the associated equipment and tools. Vick denied knowledge of the animals or the...
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