The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Win Their Second Game and President Obama Wins $9,000

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 18 November 2013

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President Obama is as happy as Kirstie Alley locked up in a cookie factory.

TAMPA BAY, Florida - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers after starting the season at 0-8, have now won back-to-back games to up their record to 2-8.

The Buccaneers hosted the Atlanta Falcons and beat them 41-28.

Tampa Bay Coach Greg Schiano stated that he is proud of his team who have shown that they know what it takes to win.

He then quoted comedian Zydeco Dupree who has said many times, "It's all about points and the team that has the most points at the end of the game wins the game."

President Obama was thrilled as he had bet on Tampa Bay to defeat Atlanta.

The president speaking with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustated Daily said that he won $9,000 on the game.

He smiled, and when asked what he plans to do with the money, he grinned and said that he is going to use some of it to pay off some personal bills.

SIDENOTE: The president also said that he will be paying Vice-President Joe Biden back the $800 he borrowed from him back in September.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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