Sex of a fly

Submitted by Earl Grey

Monday, 22 February 2010

A woman walks into a kitchen and finds her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he replied.
"Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, two males and three females" he replied.
"How can you tell them apart?"
"Two were on a beer can and three were on the phone" he replied.

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