“In Trump We Trust” I think should be
Impressed on all our currency.
(A not-so-subtle message sent
To all his cultish malcontents.)
If Jesus is whom Trump aspires
The Son of God can now retire.
Instead we’ll let our Orange Con Man
Unleash his many get-rich scams.
And when to heaven he ascends
And Peter checks his list again,
He’ll say, “But Sir, your name’s not here!
Perhaps you’re meant to dwell down There?”
